TheBaronOfFratton

Just a little saucy one I found:

...And why visit AlbaForEver's "Bunnies" thread anymore? WE HAVE OUR OWN BUNNIES HERE!!!

*SIGH* Perhaps you are right - but way to be a killjoy! <_< Anyway, I want pictures - not putdowns. Or at least some conundrums... As the ringmaster here, riddle me this - lovely angel (et al): WILL YOUR ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION BE NO?

WELCOME TO THE PHANTASMAGORICAL ODDITORIUM!!! - The circus of the surreal: This is a thread for the photos and art of the uncanny. Please post your bizzare best. Whether it be the UNEXPLAINED: The UNBELIEVABLE: Arresting ART: Or the just plain ODD: I want this to be a haven of hoodoo and mischief. An unsettling and peculiar Big-Top. Any perplexing pictures, or puzzling paradoxes welcomed. :evil: This carnival is shuttered for those wary and cynical eyes - but if you are intrigued; if curiosity becomes you then please come in, marvel, and upload the uncanny. If it is not to your taste - then simply NEVER return, no negativity please. Otherwise ENJOY! I'm off to get a hot-dog...

"LAIS" by Roger Deckker and one for luck... Muy bonita

Hola chica! Are you after photos inspired by the Indian sub-continent - or the "far-east"? If it is the latter you should check out this year's Pirelli calendar...

^^Yes - Exactly like he said^^ But to get the full effect you need to see Frankie Rayder and Carmen Kass's faces... Like fishwives!!! Ah, Ana - at her beguiling best. One of my favourites from 2005 too. All lissom limbs and her seductive nonchalance... But this, well is simply sublime:

'Tis but a ripple in the ocean compared to your tsunami of strange images! Never ebb, my persipicacious penny...

GODSPEED, Photographer: Horst Diekgerdes, AnOther Magazine autumn/winter 2007

The sophisticated Ms. Moore: (Source: AnOther Magazine, autumn/winter 2007)

Well, as for me - and I suspect many others - I'm interested in finding out all about her 'acting' abilities... This is my first visit to this thread, and I'd never come across her before. She has certain 'Bond-esque' charms to be sure, but: Is she a Halle Berry (Y), or a Denise Richards (N) ? I'm off to rent "Hitman"...

Yes, and once she'd gone, they started to comment on Gisele's "assets" like a couple of bitchy old hags puffing on their ciggies!!!

Well then you're wrong !!!

Didn't realize Lais was without a thread, how utterly neglectful. Forshame! Thanks for correcting this sweetspice. These are from a lovely little shoot she did in Buenos Aires for the "Complot" Invierno 2006 campaign: Y mi favorito: Think I might have some backstage from this somewhere too...

So, I visit the Bellazon City and find a nice little place out on the edge of town to live (little cottage - North/West/West, I'd say). It was perfect: I had a log fire going, wonderful views over the fields - I'd set up a little desk there, by the window, to compose my long pompous posts - Ah, it was bliss... Soon I'd invited some company around. Cooked up some of the produce harvested from my own quaint small-holding, and opened up a few bottles of Argentinian Malbec. There, by that crackling fire, and some choice musical accompaniment we remained undisturbed. And able to indulge in all sorts of delights. But, alas, what is happening? I keep visiting, and I'm very glad to see that the place is taking off: The climate is wonderful and the sky's always celeste blue. But this construction is out of control. I'm no bleeding-heart liberal environmentalist, but we need some ground rules - a green-belt maybe - and fast. Unchecked, this idyll will become a sprawling urban mess. Isn't that what we came out here to get away from? Why, only today I looked out of my window over a freshly brewed coffee and a few choice pastries and saw a bloody road inching relentlessly my way. I don't know how much longer I have before I'm engulfed by this wave of construction, but if possible I want to call a town-meeting. The purple-topped abodes and what goes on within them does not bother me at all - behind closed doors and all that - but surely SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS! Also, what about resale value? And, dare I say it, possible immigration from some other forums? Do we want their kind here? I'm just voicing concerned opinions. Anyway, must go now - there's still so much post-Christmas victuals to get through and a couple of tiresomely insatiable houseguests... And I must get up early to obstruct these workmen by laying outside my house and refusing to move. <_<