TheBaronOfFratton

Suerte que mis pechos sean pequeños - y nos los confundas con montañas

SPIDERS!!!:

Hot Lunch, anyone? :evil:

Hoochie-Coochie, penny! As entertaining (and thorough) as ever ma'am... Hope all your Saturdays were fun too..?

OMG! I met this guy last night, and he was like SOOO SINCERE. And we just walked on the beach and he told me how cool I looked and how much he respected me... And I've just got up - and, well, I kinda, well... I don't know where he's gone. I'm SURE he's around here somewhere!!! Yeah, I mean, he totally told me he loved me But, spring-break was, like, SOOO COOL... ...Hey, where's my purse..? More Fun 'n' Frolics from Miami with Miranda. I don't know who this other girl is - it says on the website 'Vanessa'. She means nothing to me...

These are from The Sunday Times (UK), October 2006. Maybe the odd photo's been around before but this is the full editorial - and if it's repost from a million pages ago, well... what'cha gonna do?

Thanks for the information. I really don't know why they do that. I mean, aren't these women attractive enough? Then they over-do things - and the results are just...weird!

Not new, I'm afraid, but better quality:

Hmmm?

You know how it is, you buy yourself a clockwork man - it all seems just so much fun... But then, you're hanging around a creepy hotel, it's late at night, and you 'wind' him up just that bit too much - and he goes and gets over-aroused:

I mean, like, oh my god - it was sooo fierce! We went to SPRING BREAK!!! And, like Brody Jenner - I mean THE Brody Jenner was there :heart: and, like FRANKIE DELGADO TOO. Seriously. I mean WOW. And like, they were being sooo crazy. Brody - he's like like so talented and succesful. Wow. He was sooo HOTTTTT too .And Frankie. Man, he was HILAIRIOUS We were laughing so hard. Those guys are just sooo cool... I mean, they are IT, you know? Brody and Frankie. Wow. Spring Break. It was MAJOR! XXXXXXXXXX And, oh yeah, there were a couple of skanky models there too... Despite all that nonsense - and pissing around with such non-entities - Behati (and Miranda Kerr) took some cute pictures. But remember people, sunscreen:

And, for some reason, this one unsettles me: Mueck started his career in model-making and special-effects. And - just as an interesting aside - he designed, and was the voice of, LUDO in Labyrinth... Now that's something to have on your C.V....

This one is GREAT: She seems all too aware that people are staring...

I love his stuff - it's pretty... well, ODD. Which falls perfectly within this thread's remit! I've included some more thumbnails - with a few different angles and people for scale. I hope you like them:

Ron Mueck is an Australian hyperrealist sculptor working in Great Britain. And that (^) is a self-portrait (not to scale!!!) Mueck established his own company in London, making photo-realistic props and animatronics for the advertising industry. Although highly detailed, these props were usually designed to be photographed from one specific angle hiding the mess of construction seen from the other side. Mueck increasingly wanted to produce realistic sculptures which looked perfect from all angles. Mueck's sculptures faithfully reproduce the minute detail of the human body, but play with scale to produce disconcertingly jarring visual images. His five metre high sculpture Boy 1999 was a feature in the Millennium Dome and later exhibited in the Venice Biennale:

And one for luck...

she just oozes sexiness

Mmm!

And some more excess!!! Bet you don't get this with Hillary Duff...

Some more onstage antics with Blondie:

Was going to post this in the Odditorium, but maybe it'll be better here... Try saying the colour you see, as opposed to the word. Your left-sided brain can't handle that right-sided rationale:

From the European H&M website: Keee-Yooot

This must be UNDERWATER LOVE, the way I feel it slipping all over me...