MattLoveModels Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Very good movie. I didnt cry, but you might. im not a crier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 was watching Gril next door on TV.Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast! Matthew: Eli, I like this girl. Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass. Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again. Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine! Matthew: Fine! Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me! :rofl: :rofl: best movie Night at the Roxbury:Doug (to Female Cop): Whats up? Female Cop: Did you know you were doing 50? Doug (to Steve): Hottie cop likes you. Steve (to Doug): Are you serious? Doug (to Steve): You think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move. Steve (nods, then turns to the cop): Whats up?! Female Cop: Not much, just giving you an $80 ticket. Doug (to Steve): She is so into you. Female Cop: I want you to do me a favor. Steve (to cop): Whatever you say, TJ Hooker! Female Cop: Please obey all posted speed limits. (tears ticket and hands it to him) Have a good night. Steve: Its already been good now that you have served and protected me. (cop walks away) Doug: Way to go, my friend! You got her badge number, plus a month from now you got a date to meet her at the Municable State Court! Up top! (gives him a high five) Very nice! (Doug goes to high five again, but slaps him in the face) Steve: Oh!! Doug: What was the point of that?! Steve: Sorry!! LOVE that movie. :rofl: :rofl: ahahha Anchorman: The Legend of ron Burgundy:Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh. Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick. ! :rofl: :rofl: hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Oh, I KNOW that I will! The previews made me tear up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Very good movie. I didnt cry, but you might. im not a crier oh really? hmm what about that movie, The Fox and the Hound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattLoveModels Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Very good movie. I didnt cry, but you might. im not a crier oh really? hmm what about that movie, The Fox and the Hound? jk :trout: I like your Borat quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 hey it's okay, i cried too! and thank you. he is my mentor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Speaking of Borat ... BORAT (the trailer): Borat: My Hobbies: ping-pong, disco dance, and sun bathe. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Borat: This is Natalia. (kisses her for a long time) She is my sister! She is number four prostitute in all of Khazecstan! (she shows her trohpy) Niiice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 HAHAHAHAHHAHA man i love him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Borat: Borat: (walks to hotel counter to check in with his pants sagging low): Whats up with it Vanilla face? Uh, me and my homie Azmhad just packed our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet nigga. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Francesca Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 dude the whole SCRIPT of that movie is worth posting here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I know! Borat is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 i have to point out the chick magnet part though. (or was it babe magnet? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Mmm, I dunno. I didn't watch the movie. I've been watching his clips on youtube. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 what are you doing! go right now and see it! it's... almost... life changing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Its not in theatres anymore... Atleast, from what i hear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 WHAT?! this very bad news. very bad. i was going to go see it again this week. the dvd better come out soon :persuazn: with lots of special features, can't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattLoveModels Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 special features Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I knooow! My cousin and brother went to watch it without me! Jerks. <_< They knew I wanted to watch it, but they didn't tell me that they were going, and then I just never watched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 special features. yes i know. highlight of the dvd. ^ that's a ... sad story. haha i'm sorry, the way you said it was kind of funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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