Ask a stupid question

[Enrico_sw]

Because it would be boring if it were.

 

Do you store your eggs in the fridge?

[Matt!]

To hide them from the angry chickens. 

 

If a boy named after his dad is called junior, what do you call a girl named after her mom?

[Enrico_sw]

Junior.

 

Do you follow your dreams?

[Matt!]

Every single day. 

 

Why do we say that an alarm clock goes ‘off’ when it actually turns on?

[frenchkiki]

^^ I don't know what time is it, so I'll say : Monday ?

 

Have you ever met a person that doesn't exist like God or batman ?

 

 

 

 

[Michael*]

I've seen a few clouds that looked a bit like faces with beards, so maybe.

 

What do you think is the most annoying musical instrument?

[jkjk]

Vuvuzela

 

What is wrong with it?

[Michael*]

There's a certain droning quality to it that for me recalls Lloyd Christmas's "most annoying sound in the world" from Dumb and Dumber. 

 

Where do lost socks go when they go missing?

[jkjk]

On holiday

 

Would you date a clone of you?

[Michael*]

Oh my no. It's difficult to contemplate what twins must go through on a day to day basis, I find it hard enough just looking at myself in photos.

 

Should I tell my parents that I'm adopted?

[jkjk]

No, it might upset them.

 

Why do crocodiles smile all the time?

[Michael*]

They're thinking about their next meal.

 

If you make the decision to describe yourself as indecisive, does that make you decisive or indecisive?

[jkjk]

It doesn't not mean that, maybe.

 

Do you wish the square-cube law did not apply to animals?

[Tania82]

Yes, why not?

 

Why some people still treating bad some people, only because aren t blondes??????