Because it would be boring if it were.

 

Do you store your eggs in the fridge?

To hide them from the angry chickens. 

 

If a boy named after his dad is called junior, what do you call a girl named after her mom?

Junior.

 

Do you follow your dreams?

Every single day. 

 

Why do we say that an alarm clock goes ‘off’ when it actually turns on?

^ I guess because it's an alarm and alarms ring when something (safety or whatever) goes off

 

Is the sum of Grandi's series outrageous?

 

Spoiler

18 hours ago, Matt! said:

Every single day.

That's awesome!

 

 

^^ I don't know what time is it, so I'll say : Monday ?

 

Have you ever met a person that doesn't exist like God or batman ?

 

 

 

 

I've seen a few clouds that looked a bit like faces with beards, so maybe.

 

What do you think is the most annoying musical instrument?

Vuvuzela

 

What is wrong with it?

There's a certain droning quality to it that for me recalls Lloyd Christmas's "most annoying sound in the world" from Dumb and Dumber. 

 

Where do lost socks go when they go missing?

On holiday

 

Would you date a clone of you?

Oh my no. It's difficult to contemplate what twins must go through on a day to day basis, I find it hard enough just looking at myself in photos.

 

Should I tell my parents that I'm adopted?

No, it might upset them.

 

Why do crocodiles smile all the time?

They're thinking about their next meal.

 

If you make the decision to describe yourself as indecisive, does that make you decisive or indecisive?

It doesn't not mean that, maybe.

 

Do you wish the square-cube law did not apply to animals?

Yes, why not?

 

Why some people still treating bad some people, only because aren t blondes??????