No

 

Have you ever smoke weed?

No, I don' t like smoke, and I had serious problems in skin and better no smoke.

 

Have you ever gone in an Audi car?

No 

 

Have you ever missed work for having diarrhea?

Not, but stupid people laughed me, now, they understand me.

 

Have you ever cry all the night?

Yes

 

Have you ever lied to an ugly person telling them they are pretty?

yes

 

have you ever road traveled 200 km in less than an hour? 

No.

 

Have you?  

Yes  

 

Have you ever visited a nudist beach ?

No.

 

Have you ever been beyond either the arctic or antarctic circle? 

Yes ... arctic 

 

Have you ever found a snake in your country house?

No. But I saw a snake the other day while cycling  

 

Have you ever been expelled from a class for playing chess? 

No

 

Have you ever been too drunk to f*ck?  

 

 

 

Too.

Have you ever made your microwave to explode fire?

No, but once, my microwave made an omelette all alone   

 

Have you ever ate insects as meal ?

Eww. No.

 

Have you ever have use the opposite gender bathroom in public. Because the other one was closed?

Yes .... I don't mind. The opposite sex has the problem  

 

have you ever used braces? 

No. I have a natural beautiful smile. That is one of the compliment I get all the time.

 

Have you ever eaten Wasabi accidentally thinking it was avocado?

I didn't know what wasabi is before reading this  

 

Have you ever been in Mexico?

No

 

Have you ever appreciated a sunset?

Yes

 

Have you ever constructed something with lego bricks?