No.

 

Have you ever had two flat tires in the same day?

No

 

Have you even watched TV for more than 3 hours in a row?

Yes.

 

Have you ever effusively greeted someone you know on a public place only to realize it was just an stranger who look like him/her?

Yes 

 

 

Have you ever had bad heartburn?

No

 

Have you ever seen a St Bernard dog in the real life?

Yes

Have you ever experiences and anus pain for pooping a lot

OMG       

 

 

Have you ever walk into the door without opening it?

yes

 

Have you ever watched a medical procedure on a pet?

No

 

 

Have you ever slip in the shower?

Yes ... no trauma

 

Have you ever been in Doublin?

No

 

 

Have you ever glue a coin to the floor just to see how many people would try to pick it up?

No

 

Have you ever had 2 parallel love affairs?

What? 

^ romantically involved with 2 guys at the same time

No 

 

 

Have you ever woken up at night to pee and sat on a closed toilet seat?

No

 

Have you ever entered a toilet while somebody else was using it?

Yes 

 

 

Have you ever seen someone steal something and not tell?

Yes

 

Have you ever seen riot protesting on the streets?

Yes

 

 

Have your ever been pepper sprayed? If yes, how was it? 

No

 

Have you ever eaten so much you felt you were gonna die ?