yes

 

have a real gun disassembled and than put back together ?

No

Have you ever had no money to buy food?

No.

 

Have you ever tried parachuting?

No.

 

Have you ever spilled a drink on somebody (and not just a few drops)?

No.

 

Have you ever undergone a surgery?

No.

 

Have you ever fallen asleep in the bus and missing your stop?

No

Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

yes

 

have you ever been caught having sex ?

No

 

 

Have you ever played twister?

No

 

Have you ever had sex while drunk ?

Yes

Have you ever had a blind date?

yes

 

Have you ever fainted ?

Yes

 

 

Have you ever been bitten by a snake? 

No

 

have you ever been bitten by a dog?

No.

 

Have you ever been punched by a human?

yes

 

have you ever had sex with a woman ?

  sex good

 

Have you ever been humped by a dog?

no

 

have you ever won the coin in new year's cake ?

liar

 

No.  Never heard of this strange tradition.

 

Have you ever eaten your grandpa's shoe on May Day without puking?

No and No.

...seen your grandfather naked?