no, I used to do it to my friends though (back in the day)

Have you ever done a Samara (The Ring girl) impression to scare one of your friends or family?

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i have actually... even though I'm a dude, I have the perfect hair for it.

Have you ever used drugs ?

A: nope, never even touched a cigarette.

Have you ever fucked an orange, or a banana peel?

surprisingly NO! . . . you seem to have a rather 'one-track mind'

have you ever been chased by an angry mob?

hell yes! i think i stole someones shoes. the llama can run pretty fast when she wants to tho!.. for a short period of time.

have you ever wanted to be on a reality tv show?

No.

Have you ever woke up and felt like you had just been run over by a truck?

I'm afraid I can neither say yes or no, as I have never been run over by a truck... therefore I do not know how it feels. Sometimes I wake up smelly though.

Have you ever cooked a poopie in the microwave?

no...

I don't think I'll be doing that any time soon...

Have you ever tortured yourself (mildly) in order to take your attention off something else? e.g. put your hand under running hot water to take your mind off an itch.

totally. I'm allergic to mosquitos, so the itch is more like a 3rd degree burn to me, I sometimes prick my hand with a pin, but the effectiveness wears off soon enough. I actually tend to eat more if the bite isnt on my face, because i get very fidgety...

anyway...

On a lighter note

Have you ever come close to death?

Once when I was young. I quickly learnt how to cross the road after that. :|

Have you ever felt like a signifcant other was actually replaced by an imposter that looked exactly the same way, complete with all their memories etc?

on a lighter note? I guess I won't count suicidal tendencies. Well, I was hit by a Jeep once, when I was a pedestrian. That was pretty intense. Also, I almost drowned as a kid trying to swim to shore from a free floating dock....some stranger saved me and I never saw him again.

Have you ever driven drunk?

One time too many. I haven't done it in a long time though, and I don't think I shall anymore.

Have you ever driven under the influence of any drug?

nope. i'm a good boy. plus i can't drive

have you ever owned or driven a Hummer?

No, but I've driven while getting a hummer. Oops, was I supposed to share that?

Aaaanyway....moving on. Have you ever driven twice the speed limit for more than 10 minutes?

nope, I am enrolling to be a police officer as of next year, so I'm totally practicing the law.

have you ever taken a poo in public?

nope, just a piss... what would you do for toilet paper?

Have you ever pretended to know something you didn't and have it come back right in your face?

yes..

Have you ever kissed someone that you think is really ugly ?

I've never been to Utah....so umm, uhh, no.

Have you ever fell asleep standing up?

nope

have you ever collapsed?

ummm, yeh. Don't know how but I'm guessing it was because I hadn't slept for a few days beforehand.

Have you ever had an operation? And what for?

Nah.

Have you ever been really arrogant to someone,but didn't mean it?

too many times.

Have you ever seen something sooooooo hot that it makes your toes curl?