Yes

Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?

All the time

Have you ever gotten mad at someone who didn't deserve it?

yes

have you ever slapped a kid ?

No

Have you ever been ice skating outdoors?

Yes. I'm Canadian

Have you ever jumped off a bridge?

Yes, but it was very short.

Have you ever just powered through and gotten it done cause you had to?

Yes.

Have you ever been Fired?

Yep.

Have you ever been promoted?

No. I'm still a student but essentially have a job for life, so little prospect of that.

Have you ever worn white tie (or female equivalent) ?

No

Have you ever had a tooth pulled?

Yes. It didn't hurt at all...

Have you ever danced in front of a crowd?

Yes, awfully. :|

Have you ever met royalty?

No

Have you ever been to The Louvre?

Oui, naturellement.

Have you ever been in the Scouts? Dib dib and all that.

No

Have you ever taken advantage of someone?

Yes

Have you ever spent a night<or more> in jail?

No

Have you ever been scuba diving?

yes

have you ever deleted an important file or folder ? :|

No

Have you ever seen an animal being born?

Only on TV

Have you ever been camping?