No

Have you ever had a toothache?

No

Have you have a bug than pet?

No

Have you ever had Pop Rocks candy?

Yes!I used to eat it a lot.

Have you ever eaten an entire pizza?

2 Pizzas

Have you ever Licked a frozen Iron Stick ?

No

Have you ever fallen down stairs?

many times

have you ever liked someone waaaaaay older\younger ?

No

Have you ever been in hot springs?

yes

have you ever had a massage ?

Yes

Have you ever camped in the mountains?

Alas. I'm more of a spa chap than a tent man really.

Have you ever delivered an expletive-laden rant on the set of a Terminator film you are making?

yes

have you ever eat something expired ?

Putting me in the mountains would guarantee certain death.

That was funny and completely insane. ^ Uhhh,not yet.

Have you ever dissected something in school?

Yes

Have you ever spent New Year's in Times Square?

No

Have you ever hit someone in the face with a ball?

Indeed, many people with many balls on many occasions. Once I scored a great goal in a football (soccer ) match at school, but there was sadly a lack of a goal net and the ball proceeded to hit the 70 year old school dinner lady in the face - très unfortunate. :| Was scoring the goal worth felling a pensioner, I don't know.

Have you ever played croquet?

Yes

Have you ever been to a live sporting event?

Naturally,many events; football, rugby, cricket, athletics, horse racing, polo, etc.

Have you ever been beagling? Tally-ho and all that.

No

Have you ever lost money somewhere?

Yes

Have you ever gone shopping and bought lots of crap that you didn't need?