one man band Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 I really don't like English comedy.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>English comedy is, more often than not, comedy of embarrassment. This may not adhere to the laughter-track diet of American comedy most people have grown up with.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I just don't think it's funny. Does that make me a bad person? I think Chris just lost a great deal of respect for me.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>No, of course it does not make you a bad person. It merely reinforces your American heritage. And Chris is blurdk's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blurdk Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Er... Who is this Chris?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I shall wave, non-graphical in this thread, in your general direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I just don't think it's funny. Does that make me a bad person? I think Chris just lost a great deal of respect for me.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Respect is a quite accurate description of my loss.I cannot like you any less, and I am not intending to ignore you in any way. I may, however, wonder sometimes why you are expressing amusement at my jokes and wisecracks.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Well my good fellow, that is because I already like you and therefore see everything you say as funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Could someone explain to me why it is that when you answer the phone and someone asks for you, you reply with "This is s/he" ? It sounds archaic and distinguished, yet I have to say it is rather stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blurdk Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Well my good fellow, that is because I already like you and therefore see everything you say as funny.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Mango fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 What? Have I read correctly? We can't use smilies? Blast it!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>No smilies. A good greasp of the English language and a sharp mind are more than enough to express one's emotions.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>What is "greasp"?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I meant grasp Ms. Sin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 We would prefer a non-graphical "royal" wave. For inspiration, see the Queen of England. But do not, under any circumstances, use her as inspiration in any other alleys of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I really don't like English comedy.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>English comedy is, more often than not, comedy of embarrassment. This may not adhere to the laughter-track diet of American comedy most people have grown up with.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I just don't think it's funny. Does that make me a bad person? I think Chris just lost a great deal of respect for me.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>No, of course it does not make you a bad person. It merely reinforces your American heritage.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I want to move to France.I just thought I'd put that out there because I really have nothing else to say, yet I continue to post in this thread uncontrollably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Well my good fellow, that is because I already like you and therefore see everything you say as funny.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Mango fruit.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Yes, that is funny as well. Although I'm actually laughing at my own stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I want to move to Denmark. I just thought I'd put that out there because I really have nothing else to say, and I also have no life. Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 And we're laughing with you Lady Sin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 I must say I am very surprised at the interest in my thread. I intended it for my own amusement, but many members seem to be using it as a pip thread. As long as you adhere to the rules, you may post as many times as you like. However, if you post something completely ridiculous, I may have you give you a good rollicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ...Is it just me, or have I just used a run-on sentence and also a fragment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 We English must at least try to maintain the commonly held perception that we are but human.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Is that why all Englishman are so ugly? haha<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I am laughing out loudBut since Lord Lame ass wouldn't let me use smilies I cannot express my feelings properly.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Why do you feel the need to employ smilies to convey your feelings? A simple "Ha!" will suffice. Or you can just completely ignore this thread entirely.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Say what you will, telling me what to do won't work. Your will manifests itself in the words you speak whether they be curses of words of joy, the soul of those words yields power. Therefore I was only trying to make it easy to express those feelings. But now I've understood why you would want me to leave this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 What do you mean, my good sir, when you say "rollicking"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I am not very educated in the English department. Lord knows what I was doing whilst they were teaching grammar at school.I think I regret not paying attention now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 I want to move to Denmark.I just thought I'd put that out there because I really have nothing else to say, and I also have no life. Almost. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you unaware that Sir Blur crafts out his fortunate existence in Denmark? And I hear he is already betrothed to one Kathy Bates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I want to move to Denmark.I just thought I'd put that out there because I really have nothing else to say, and I also have no life. Almost. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you unaware that Sir Blur crafts out his fortunate existence in Denmark? And I hear he is already betrothed to one Kathy Bates. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was a low blow, even for you my good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 Say what you will, telling me what to do won't work. Your will manifests itself in the words you speak whether they be curses of words of joy, the soul of those words yields power. Therefore I was only trying to make it easy to express those feelings. But now I've understood why you would want me to leave this thread.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>You can stay if you so desire. But please just do not employ smilies. They denegrate any post found with them in. This thread is a sanctuary. It would be wise for everyone to understand that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Why is it that the English pronounce "english" inglish? It seems strange to me that the English cannot pronounce their own language properly. Now repeat after me:The life of the wife is ended by the knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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