4 minutes ago, Stromboli1 said:

 

The Twitter machine is bending the knee to the Chinese government. over disinformation................ SHOCKER!

 

Stop messing around and go buy some toilet paper and hand sanitizer 

4 minutes ago, Matt! said:

Stop messing around and go buy some toilet paper and hand sanitizer 

 

I bought my TP over a month ago, like 40 rolls............ still have like 30 rolls left.

 

If push comes to shove, I'll just wash my butthole in the shower. ....... I'm serious too!

Just now, Stromboli1 said:

 

I bought my TP over a month ago, like 40 rolls............ still have like 30 rolls left.

 

If push comes to shove, I'll just wash my butthole in the shower. ....... I'm serious too!

 

 

GROSS!

4 minutes ago, Matt! said:

 

GROSS!

 

I'll be clean.

 

If you don't wash your butthole when you shower.......... now that's GROSS.

11 minutes ago, Stromboli1 said:

 

I'll be clean.

 

If you don't wash your butthole when you shower.......... now that's GROSS.

 

This corona-shit is annoying... Now, we are in "stage 3", no restaurant, no cafés, no cinema, no shops (except those who sell food and supermarkets)

 

Masked people in the empty streets, the city is starting to look like a ghost town

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Matt! said:

 

Stop messing around and go buy some toilet paper and hand sanitizer 

 

Why do people buy TP like crazy? It's not a gastroenteritis... shit comes out of your lungs, not out of your butthole

Mandatory curfews are coming.

Just had the Bernie Sanders experience at my local grocery store.

6 hours ago, Stromboli1 said:

Just had the Bernie Sanders experience at my local grocery store.

 

 

Another run for TP? 

Product purchasing limits on most items.

I can confirm that TP is sold out in my supermarket.............. WTF is wrong with people?

 

This shit looks like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Some people say there's gonna be a problem, then people freak out and buy TP... and in the end it really becomes a problem.

9 minutes ago, Stromboli1 said:

Product purchasing limits on most items.

 

It's starting to look like wartime now

10 minutes ago, Stromboli1 said:

Product purchasing limits on most items.

 

Sounds like a very reasonable measure when you have people doing this:

 

4 minutes ago, Enrico_sw said:

I can confirm that TP is sold out in my supermarket.............. WTF is wrong with people?

 

 

Idiocy and selfishness, especially on times like this, are never a good mix...

There's people hoarding stuff over here too.

I can see those assholes speculating and selling said stuff at inflated prices quite soon.

5 minutes ago, Enrico_sw said:

I can confirm that TP is sold out in my supermarket.............. WTF is wrong with people?

 

This shit looks like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Some people say there's gonna be a problem, then people freak out and buy TP... and in the end it really becomes a problem.

 

They love wiping I guess.

 

4 minutes ago, Enrico_sw said:

It's starting to look like wartime now

 

Yep!

18 minutes ago, Enrico_sw said:

I can confirm that TP is sold out in my supermarket.............. WTF is wrong with people?

 

This shit looks like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Some people say there's gonna be a problem, then people freak out and buy TP... and in the end it really becomes a problem.

 

Once people see it on TV or social media, they decide they have to do it, too. Pure illogical panic.

8 minutes ago, Enrico_sw said:

I can confirm that TP is sold out in my supermarket.............. WTF is wrong with people?

 

 

Can confirm too. With only 5 rolls left I'm getting somehow worried..

12 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

Sounds like a very reasonable measure when you have people doing this:

 

Idiocy and selfishness, especially on times like this, are never a good mix...

There's people hoarding stuff over here too.

I can see those assholes speculating and selling said stuff at inflated prices quite soon.

 

I'll never get the toilet paper thing.