Guilty.

 

Stayed up more then 24 hours?

Guilty.

 

Slept more than 12 hours?

Guilty

Got someone sick because you were sick?

Guilty

Stayed all day in bed watching tv while only eating snacks like chips and icecream?

Guilty

 

Didn't shower all weekend long?

Not guilty. I love showers too much

 

Laughed at a little kid getting trouble?

Guilty, still better than screaming at him...

 

Broken something to someone else in a revenge purpose ?

Guilty

 

Ever ate an entire pie by yourself?

Too many times

 

Have you ever purchased something from the black market?

Kinda so guilty?

 

Ever stole candies from the bins at the store, just a little taste though?

No.

 

Waken up somebody just because you were bored?

Does a dog is someone ? If so, yes guilty

 

Forgot to turn off the washing machine before to leave the home ?

It does it by itself so nope, not guilty

 

Vandalized a wall with graffiti?

No

Have you ever been disrespectfull to your parents?

Guilty

Have you ever pimped up your CV with false informations?

Is it not a mandatory to do that nowadays? So, GUILTY

 

Stopped yourself in the street to look at something and being late at your work after cause of that ?

Guilty

 

Ever been caught singing around your house?

GUILTY  Several times 

 

Ever been caught singing around the place where you are working? 

Guilty

Ever stole money for drugs or candy?

No? only for abortion and slimming pills

 

Kicked a friend out of your home?