No but I wouldn't dismiss the idea

 

Stolen something by accident?

Guilty

 

Burned pie in the oven?

Guilty

 

Pee'd in public within the last 7 days?

Nope

 

Had some chocolate this past weekend?

Yes and i feel not guilty for that

 

Be lazy a raining day ?

Maybe. Too lazy to check the weather outside.

 

Left the cardboard on a frozen pizza you put in the oven?

Guilty

 

Went out to eat just because you were too lazy to cook?

^ And that pizza was f*cked then, wasn't it?  Unsalvageable.  I've done it twice.

 

Guilty

 

Run a red light on purpose?

Not Guilty.

Ever pepper sprayed someone?

Not Guilty.

 

Peed in the bushes due to no restrooms around?

Guilty.

 

Sneezed so hard you accidentally farted?

Not guilty.

Burned any clothes by ironing?

Not guilty.

 

Missed a credit card payment?

Pretty guilty...

 

Go outdoor with two differents colors of socks ?

I think I'm not guilty. But at home it happened.

 

Have you ever turned something on fire accidentaly?

Guilty 

 

Ate a whole box of cereal in one day?

Guilty

 

Drank an entire bottle of wine by yourself?

Guilty  

 

Slept in your bf's/gf's underwear?

Not guilty lol.

Danced around the house when no one is around in your birthday suit?

Guilty

Accidently brocke something in a store and just left it there?