Guilty

Made a big mess and didn't clean it up?

Guilty, all the time

Leaving food out?

Guilty

Stole Money from parents ?

Guilty

Took pills from your parents?

Guilty

Pretend you're someone else... in an online chat

Guilty :evil:

Cheat on a test

Not guilty

Cheat during a game ?

not guilty

fake an orgasm ?

Not Guilty

Forgot someone's birthday ?

Guilty

Forgot the celular phone?

Not guilty

Fell asleep in class ?

Guilty, when the teacher found out he tried to hit me with a crayon... but missed

Walked naked on the streets?

Guilty, except if ur wearing a nice change of underwear lol

Stealing someones else's lunch?

Not guilty, ask and you shall receive

Hit a teacher?

Not Guilty, some deserve it

Being on Chris Hanson's show?

Soon I'll be guilty of that

Slipped backstage at a fashion show?

Not Guilty

Giving someone a sneeze muffin?

A muffin which youve sneezed on?

Not guilty

Been chased by the police

Guilty lol

Playing hookie from work or school?

Guilty

Done jail time?