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No, in middle school (grades 6-8) we were forced to learn it since it's our 2nd official language :laugh:

See i got no clue waht you just said :laugh: I'd need someone to actually speak to me in it. I know enough to get by, well i used to :chicken:

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thank you Fredrick, you too. :)

i'm atheist so i don't make chrismast but tomorrow (or today, it's 6am XD) it's my mum's birthday

for christmas my neighbor made me an amazing gift. she left in London :laugh: hope she never come back XD

Limer, i asked you

how are your holidays going ? :p

but the sentence is a bit complicated. "passe" can be many things.

it can be use to say "i will visit/see you on tomorrow" (je passe te voir demain), "it happens like this" (ça se passe comme ça), "give me the salt" (passe/donne moi le sel), "how much for the blowjob ?" (c'est combien la passe ?)

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lol, that's the problems XD people hear what they want :laugh:

by the way, i'm always (or never) in holidays XD

i work at home so... i work when i want and where i want XD

the problem when you work on a computer are internet/msn/forums/facebook XD

not pretty good for the mental concentration :laugh:

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:p

That's why i did bad in school once i got my laptop i'd always be on here :rofl: MSN is sooo bad at getting you distracted :|

But that's pretty cool (Y) get to choose when to work <_<

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oh, in france we didn't use computers XD

only our math teacher (our principal teacher) and another teacher in the high school used a laptop...

it was a scary experience! he used a disporama to to geometric figure and he asked us to copy these draws but he spent his time to play with his laptop and he turned all the time the figures XD

but my highschool was really "strange". when i was at school the building were in construction so, they destroyed the entry and they dug a big hole in the middle of boys' toilets XD :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :blink: :ninja:

the girls' toilets were better XD

they were in a hut and after a month, the wood of the floor wasn't really good, and accidentely (of course) a fat girl dug a big hole of 1meter in the floor XD

sometimes teachers lost the classroom key and they tried to make their lessons in the yard XD

the classroom were great too...

80% of our lesson were in the huts and the majority of time there wasn't heating... nice for the winter <_< but maybe it wasn't so ba thing...

when there wasn't fire in the classroom... (yes because when the radiators were turn on there were flames...)

the first time i was near to the radiator (of course XD) and the girl beside me told me "morgane, your coat!!! it's burning!!!"

i tried to stop the fire with my math book and the result was a burned coat and a perfect math book :cry:

the second time (always in math) there were big flames of 1meter.

we asked him "please, could you do something against the fire" and he aswered "please, could you stay focus on the lesson. don't move the classroom!"

after a moment he decided that the fire extinguisher wasn't a bad idea... :fun:

so when there wasn't fire in the classroom there was rain (too much often) XD

sometimes there were 10cm of water in the room. :whistle: :ninja:

it was nice! we had the feeling to be in Venice :laugh: (or maybe it was the noe's arch ?)

one day, when there weren't rain and fire, just before our english lesson we found a dog. the dog stayed with us in the classroom. our teacher played with the dog and the dog was so nice that to thank us, he decided to piss on our bags... (yes, it was a male <_< )

talk about animals... our school is at 10 minutes by feet of the beach... and when we talk about beach of course we can imagine there are gulls...

when there is nobody at the beach but there is a thousand of student in the highschool, gulls were often there.

the color of the new building was already fabulous (a dark red very ugly) but with this touch of gulls' poo on the walls it was just incredible... very artistic.

we were very proud to say that we fought against the fire, against the rain, the cold, rapsody (the dog) for this awesome result. just perfect with the entry in the boys' toilets XD

the "good" thing with the huts were the windows. there was windows everywhere so students in differents classrooms talked together XD

when a lesson was boring, students often left the classroom by the windows. :ninja:

the teacher wrote sometimes on the board and "pouf" when he turned back 2 or 3 student had disappeared.

when we started the lesson we were 26 or 27 students and in the end of the lesson we were only 4 or 5... because i read the future in the cards to the last students XD

sometimes teachers cried :ninja:

and when the students were there, the teachers made protest wages for their salary. during more than a month we had only 20 maybe 25 % of our lessons... and our french teacher was always sick. she missed something like 3 months of school.

of course, they didn't take another teacher...

but even when the teachers were there and they didn't make protestations when we had a lesson at 10am with a teacher and we know he came in the highschool at 9am, we called to school a 8am, we pretented to be him, and we say "we were (he was) sick and we couldn't come at school". so they wrote the teacher's name on the abscent teachers board and we pretended to think he wasn't here that's why we spend the hour in a coffee shop XD

put laxatifs in the teachers' coffee is a good idea too.

the school tried to make economy so students used old bus to go in stadium for sport and of course, the bus had a problem and all the students of my classroom were obligated to push to bus. they came back in the school 3 hours later XD

fortunately, i never be allowed to make sport so i wasn't there :evil:

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i took so much pictures when i was at school (and there was construction everwhere) but unfortunately they are in the garage of my parents' house.

i will try to find them. :laugh:

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:p that would be kind of cool.

For all the complaining my friends and I did about our high school, it was actually pretty good. Mind you, there was nothing to do at lunch. And other then the girls senior basketball no-one gave a crap about the sports part of our school. :idk: Some wonderful teachers :D

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oh food.

i never ate at the highschool's cafeteria. or i took something like asian food and i ate at the beach or i was in coffee shops.

i was good friend with the coffee shops' owners so even if they were very busy for the lunch they already prepared my food before the lunch.

it was great because they kept my books and sometimes my coat. as i said our classroom/huts were on the playing field so of course we didn't get a "cupboard" for our books and our bags were very heavy :ninja:

so you were a good boy ? :whistle:

did you make all your homework ? you never fought with teachers or other pupils ? you never be punish or you never smoked weed in the school ? :laugh:

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You gotta be a very friendly person huh? :laugh: You seem to get along with so many different people

I never have and never will smoke weed :p And no, i constantly fought with my classmates and some teachers, it gave me amusement and payback for them being complete idiots. Homework..... i did most of it but i got really lazy and just said screw it after awhile.

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oops, sorry. i forgotten to reply XD

i think they really liked me because i was all the time in their coffee shops and i brought few clients because of the cards.

have you ever smoked tea ? i LOVE it :laugh: yesterday i bought a new tea : strawberry & blackberry with crumbles. i will try to smoke it tonight

by the way, today i'm traumatised.

the last week a russian guy rented my apartment for a week. now he is in the mountain with his girlfriend, they are skiing and he harass me because he loves so much my apartment that he would like to come back. he is ready to pay the double of normal price because i refused because the next week one of my best friend will spend all the week with me in Paris.

that's nice. he tries to deportate me from my home... :ninja:

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Smoke tea? How in the world can you do that :blink: And no, i haven`t done that yet and it sounds rather weird :laugh:

Wow :blink: Some people just don`t get it..... But that`s good your friend is coming :D that`ll be fun

Haha :p I still don`t know how you trust people to stay in your apartment when your not there, i wouldn`t trust anyone with that.

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just roll the tea in cigarette paper XD it's like weed :whistle: by the way, you can add weed to the tea.

it's great because you can test so many different perfums and the taste is very sweet.

but never smoke chocolat powder. it's just horrible.

oh, i don't nee trust... the pledge is enough and people are often cool.

i think today i'm definitively disgusted by soups :x

i'm not sure but i think there was piss.

i bought two tins of the same soup. the first tin smelt the public toilets. i ate tomatoes with vinaigre so i thought maybe it was a vinaigre effect and i was wrong... so i tasted the soup and i think it tasted the piss too...

i put the soup in the sink and i vomited all that i ate.

later, i opened the second tin and the smell was totaly different. it smelt vegetables, not the toilets. :x of course the shelf life was abolutely ok for the two tins. i think it was the urophilia deluxe verison :yuckky: :blink: :ninja: but there was no difference in the color because the two are very liquid and yellow/brown... like old piss :x

i think now i will buy my own vegetables :whistle:

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A Slow Reply on my part now, usually i am much faster with these.

I think i told you before i don't smoke :p Even if my province should have a marijuana leaf on it's flag, but who cares? :whistle:

Ugh.. I hate when soup comes like that. I remember I bought a nice tin of soup, and looked forward to it as it was the last one in the house at the time, went to go pour it out to heat it up, and it all came in one giant blob. Me thinking i made a mistake, checked the label, and no i was right, it was supposed to be soup. Needless to say i was not very happy about that whole ordeal, but to have tin soup like you describe? :yuckky: That's insane, i thought there was some health regulations against the kinda stuff!

If you hand a bunch of land you could also grow your own veggies too :whistle: But buying your own ya, that might be the best way to go. Hopefully that way you'll get some good quality stuff. Not the type of crap some people just throw into stuff not really caring of the overall outcome.

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no probleme i'm not these two last week i wasn't often on bellazon.

i was busy and sometimes i just need some loneliness.

i didn't ask you if you smoked weed, i just told you "it's like weed" XD there is a big difference :p

lol, it will be a bit hard to buy a land in the middle of paris.

a friend of mine has a garden... but nobody else XD fortunately, the groocery store isn't far away from my apartment.

i hope too, i won't be the star of 1 girl one cup :x

have you ever eat french macarons ?

even if i'm vegan sometimes i eat macarons. this is so delicious :wub:

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Ah... we all need that space and stuff every once and a bit :)

Sorreh :p i thought you meant do i smoke

ONe girl one cup :rofl: now that might be... interesting to say the least

Never tried one before and your vegan?

My new pup has been a handful recently, all over the place, it's really wearing..

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