Barry

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill? Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible. Peter: Wrong, the ugly one! Peter: Aww man! I hate Trivial Pursuit, it always makes me feel so stupid. Brian: More stupid then that time you locked your keys out of the car? (Cut to Peter inside the car with his keys lying outside his car door.) Peter: Damn it! Hey! Hey! Somebody! Hey! Sir! Sir! Sir! You see those keys there? Sir! Si-! (man walks away) Screw you! (Sticks a bent straight hanger out of his window and trys to catch the keys on the hanger. The keys fall.) Oh waahhaahaaa! Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose? Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body? Brooke: What? Quagmire: Yes. Quagmire: Peter, I can remember a dozen times when you've saved our asses (Peter walks through a door holding a sword,like in Pulp Fiction, to his friends tied up and gagged) Peter Griffin: Yeah, too bad I got there after the sodomy.

frustrated <_< . . . my squash match went sooooo bad . . .

Paul Simon & Ladysmith Black Mambazo - 'Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes'

are you sure that it's not the trypanosomes infesting your mind??? X-mas

woke up at 2pm. had a tutorial. debated with Edward. had dinner . . .

Bellamy's a nob . . .

bored . . . <_<

impressed . . . that's pretty cool . . .

gonna have to go and get ready for my tutorial

The Stereophonics - 'T-shirt Sun Tan'

The Stereophonics - 'You Stole My Money Honey'

The Stereophonics - 'I Stopped To Fill My Car Up'

feeling real lazy . . .

exactly . . . why do some people shave chunks out of their eyebrows voluntarily?

gonna sleep soon

(Y) it's all about random eyebrow or head shaving whilst they are sleeping

glad that AnaBB got her tickets

Damian Marley - 'Welcome To Jamrock'

The Strokes - New York City Cops

The Strokes - 'Last Nite'

Snow Patrol - 'Half The Fun'

Snow Patrol - 'Spitting Games'

tomorrow

juggling pots of tipp-ex

that was quite possibly the most pointless film that i've ever seen. the ending sucked sooooo bad . . . . .