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Orlando Bloom enjoys a little make-out session with Victoria's Secret angel Miranda Kerr at an Arco gas station in Hollywood

'I always wanted to be a teacher'- SRK He’s the reigning Badshah of Bollywood, so it’s difficult to imagine Shah Rukh Khan as being anything else but the glam superstar. Little wonder, then, that the actor’s revelation — “Agar main actor nahin hota, toh teacher hota” — comes as a surprise. For SRK, who is all set to host the kids’ quiz show Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hai on television, has admitted that teaching has always been a secret passion with him. “The show allows me to fulfill my childhood dream,” reveals the actor who’s more of a moderator than a teacher on air. But then, this is the closest he can get to playing a mentor to kids, for now at least. SRK’s pranks as a student himself, are legendary. “School was fun, I was very naughty, but I was very studious as well,” says the prankster, “I used to force my teachers to dance with me. I also remember blowing up something in the chemistry lab once.” He still retains his sense of mischief and the kid in him surfaces when the star is in his favourite role — that of doting dad to Suhana and Aryan. Kids need their parents to be both — responsible as well as friends they can trust and have fun with, believes SRK. And it’s the confidence he has garnered as a parent that he hopes will help him face kids on his show now. Armed with this experience, the actor’s ready for the barrage of ‘childish’ questions he’s expecting. “I don’t find any question that a kid asks childish, and no childish questions are stupid. When my own children ask me questions, the answers are on the tip of my tongue, but I often can’t answer at that point of time. It’s not that I don’t know; it sometimes is hard to recollect at the right moment, you know,” says SRK.

Hrithik's Knee-Deep Work Hrithik Roshan is literally knee-deep in work. The actor, who has been advised three weeks of rest for his injured knee, is editing his item song for his home production - Krazzy 4 - from his Juhu residence. The item song, which is going to appear with the film's end credits, is reported to be Hrithik's best dance performance so far. After having shot the song a few days ago, the actor wanted to personally supervise the editing. A crew member informs, "Yes, Hrithik is editing the song from home, and it's almost ready. It's the same title track sung by Vishal Dadlani for Shah Rukh Khan's item number in the film. Hrithik is trying to be at home as much as he can as he is nursing his knee injury." Despite having damaged his ligament and muscles while filming for Dhoom 2 followed by Jodhaa Akbar, the actor put in a spirited performance for the Krazzy 4 song. The story goes that the actor used to give his shot and then rest his legs in an elevated position on the sets just to avoid over exhaustion. Our source further informs, "For the next three weeks, Hrithik can neither dance nor do any stunts. He keeps his legs in an elevated position whenever he is sitting." However, contrary to reports, the actor is not heading to Geneva for a knee surgery yet. Papa Rakesh Roshan says, "Hrithik is very much in Mumbai and he is not undergoing any surgery for his knee."

Coulthard: No worries over Red Bull safety David Coulthard has said he has complete faith in the design of his Red Bull Racing car, despite his two spectacular accidents so far this season. Coulthard has seen the suspension on his car collapse twice this year - after a collision with Felipe Massa in Australia and after hitting a kerb in practice for the Malaysian Grand Prix. Those incidents prompted an FIA investigation into the strength of the suspension at Sepang last weekend, after which the car was given the all clear. But despite the events, Coulthard has said he is not worried about the design of the RB4, and that he is not surprised the suspension broke after the impact with the kerb at Sepang. "The suspension saw twice the normal loads it would see at the fastest corner," explained Coulthard about his accident in Malaysia. "Although it looked fairly spectacular and many were wondering why it fell to pieces, you never see those loads unless you hit something. "Keep things within their design parameters and they'll operate normally. Take them outside and you tend to get catastrophic failures." Although mechanical failures in cars are always likely to affect a driver's confidence in a car, Coulthard has said he has no doubts about the safety of his car. "I've got no confidence problems. I think it's a racing driver thing: we're confident/competitive/stupid enough to think it will never happen to us. "The Toyota (of Timo Glock) fell to pieces fairly spectacularly after it had its incident in Melbourne, so carbon does tend to disintegrate. "Look at (Robert) Kubica's accident in Canada. It was remarkable he emerged without any serious injury but I remind you: his feet were hanging out the front of his car and had he had a secondary impact with the concrete wall he would probably have broken his ankles. "I remember Johnny Herbert's accident back at Brands Hatch in 1988 – there's a large element of luck in any accident and there's no question the cars are considerably stronger than they were several years ago."

Gattuso bored by Donadoni talk Italy’s Gennaro Gattuso has admitted that he’s found the Roberto Donadoni contract saga all rather unsavoury. The Italian Football Federation and the national Coach have been trying to reach a compromise over an extension ever since the Azzurri qualified for Euro 2008. The situation has understandably received widespread coverage and the Milan man isn’t too happy about it. “The longer it goes on, the more uglier it is getting – it’s not nice to hear things about Donadoni’s contract on a daily basis,” the World Cup winner told Sky Italia. “However, as the Coach has already demonstrated, he is someone who likes to work hard and get his team working just as hard. “All I can say is that he should look to the future and not think about his contract. He just needs to focus on the team and I’m certain that a new deal will follow.” Donadoni signed a two-year contract in 2006 just days after Marcello Lippi resigned following Germany 2006 glory. The FIGC want to hand him a new deal, but are keen to include a rescission clause which would annul terms if Italy flopped at Euro 2008. It’s now expected that the Federation and the former Milan winger will postpone contract talks until after the Swiss and Austrian Finals.

Kaka stresses AC Milan devotion Kaka has reiterated his attachment to Milan and feels he is “in debt” to the Rossoneri. The Brazilian ace has thrived at San Siro and won a devastating array of individual awards last term, but he hasn’t enjoyed such success on a team level. The Rossoneri are in danger of missing out on next season’s Champions League as they trail fourth-placed Fiorentina by four points, but Kaka is still in love with his club. “I wanted to play at one of Europe’s great clubs and Milan were the only ones to make an offer,” the Brasilia native recalled on Spanish radio show Onda Cero. “This club gave me the opportunity to realise my full potential and changed my life – I owe them for that.” Real Madrid have made no secret of their desire to lure Kaka to La Liga, but the 25-year-old stressed that he wouldn’t instigate any deal. “I have always said that there would need to be an agreement between the two sides for me to change clubs.” he said “I am happy in Milan and I feel at ease here. “Real have never spoken directly to me, but they have been in contact with my agent who told them that they needed to sort things with the club first.” Kaka has been sidelined since limping off after just 10 minutes of the Diavolo’s Week 29 defeat against Sampdoria. “I am recovering and I’m over the problem,” he explained. “Luckily for me I have never had a really serious injury in my career.”

Kaka's AC Milan commitment won't waver over Euro absence Kaka has again declared his long-term commitment to AC Milan. Even with the prospect of not playing in the Champions League next season, Kaka insists he wants to stay with the Rossoneri. "I wanted to play at one of Europe's great clubs and Milan were the only ones to make an offer," the Brasilia native recalled on Spanish radio show Onda Cero. "This club gave me the opportunity to realise my full potential and changed my life - I owe them for that." Real Madrid have made no secret of their desire to lure Kaka to La Liga, but the 25-year-old stressed that he wouldn't instigate any deal. "I have always said that there would need to be an agreement between the two sides for me to change clubs." he said "I am happy in Milan and I feel at ease here. "Real have never spoken directly to me, but they have been in contact with my agent who told them that they needed to sort things with the club first."

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Ancelotti 'frees' Gilardino Carlo Ancelotti realises it was “an important victory” and admits Alberto Gilardino could request a transfer. “I liked the way Milan played today and we slowly got into the game,” said Ancelotti after a 1-0 win at Torino ended their run of two straight defeats. “It was an important match and an equally important victory. We struggled to break the deadlock and had several chances with Gilardino, Alexandre Pato and Clarence Seedorf. “We had to win today at all costs. We must focus on our own path but also those in front of us, as Fiorentina also won.” The gap from the Viola in fourth place remains four points, so their hopes of a Champions League place are still timidly alive. Gilardino was particularly wasteful, although he did set up the winning goal for Pato. “He had an excellent game and held up the ball when it reached him, but was not sharp in his finishing. He did very well in the goal. Will he be sold? If it’s up to us then we are keeping him for next season, but what counts are his wishes.”

INZAGHI'S CONDITIONS MILANELLO - After the evaluation made this morning by professor Martens, it's been decided that the problem to the pubic area which is bothering Filippo Inzaghi will be solved by continuing physiotherapy and athletic work. The player's conditions will be evaluated day by day.

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Gattuso: I Want Roma To Win Scudetto Milan hardman Gennaro Gattuso has admitted that he hopes Roma beat Inter to this year’s Scudetto. The Scudetto title race has exploded into life, with Inter’s lead at the top over Roma whittled down from 11 points just a few weeks ago, to just four points. Milan midfielder Gennaro Gattuso says that he naturally hopes that bitter city rivals Inter complete their collapse in the final eight games of the season. "As a Milanista, I hope Roma win the Scudetto for Francesco Totti,” the 30-year-old said. "Totti's team are playing really well, I believe they will succeed." Gattuso is currently on international duty preparing for the Azzurri’s prestigious friendly with Spain in Elche tonight. The ex-Rangers man is expected to only start from the bench, as Coach Roberto Donadoni opts for the in-form Roma star Daniele De Rossi instead. Gattuso has won 56 caps for his country, with his crowning glory coming at the 2006 World Cup in Germany, when he and Italy lifted the trophy.

SuperPippo: No Foreigners! Filippo Inzaghi has told Milan not to sign any foreign strikers this summer because the Italians they have at their disposal are already good enough. The Rossoneri have had a miserable season, having crashed out of the Champions League in the last 16, and struggling in fifth position in Serie A. This summer the club is expected to splash out on a top-class centre forward, and a whole host of overseas stars have been linked, including Didier Drogba, Emmanuel Adebayor, Dimitar Berbatov and Mario Gomez. Inzaghi however has called on the Milan hierarchy not to sign any foreigners. “In my opinion, all that will be sufficient for Milan in the summer is a few modifications,” he said. “You do not need to make any revolution, much less with regards to the attack. “Here at Milan we have Pato, Gilardino and Paloschi who are guaranteed. Borriello is doing so well at Genoa, and who I would not hesitate in recalling. He is strong, powerful, and has grown very well this season. “I repeat: I do not want any foreign bombers. At home Milan already have players stronger than many others, they just need to be given confidence.”

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Casillas: It's Hard For The Madrid Cantera Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas was pleased that two fellow Bernabeu cantera products were joining him in the Spain squad, adding that perhaps if things had been a bit different, the two could have made the grade in the capital... Alvaro Arbeloa now plays with Liverpool, while new national team arrival Ruben de la Red is at Getafe, albeit with a buy-back clause in his contract. Unlike the other two, Casillas was able to rise from the Madrid youth system and carve out a first-team place, although he feels that perhaps the other two should have done so as well. He told Marca that "without a doubt" the two could have gone onto better things at the Bernabeu "because they are valuable players for their teams and probably would be at Madrid, too. "But this always happens with players from the cantera, because they can do better away from here rather than in-house. "I'm not making a dig at the club, but it's always very difficult for such players." In praise of the other two, he added, "It's not easy to leave a club to which you have belonged and show that you are suitable both for your new club and the selección, but it proves that there is life after Madrid. "Joining up with Spain for the first time is something to be proud of, and they're doing well so they deserve to be here."