Memento Mori

She always looks great.

Oooh is it again time to judge the relationships of complete strangers based on candid photographs and hearsay? /pulls up chair //grabs popcorn

Awesome vid! Three more photos from La Senza UK's website.

Thanks Matute - Jenna truly has an incredible body.

I don't have a list of programs that do or anything, I just know all of mine have and I haven't exactly broken the bank as far as scanners go. In terms of what it does, here's an example:

/blinks That's a shame, truly. Good scans start with it, and I'm not criticizing you, I'm criticizing the software/scanner that wouldn't have it.

Somewhere in your scanner's software is an option to enable Descreening. Turn it on, you'll thank me.

hahah exactly what they are meant for. I wish I knew how to register like someone not using it for a company..then I would post all the pics here muwhaha They're for professional use. The protections exist to protect the intellectual copyrights of the photographers and the various agencies to which they belong. If their images were available to any person - even if they decided to make them available for a fee of subscription to the general public - then they wouldn't be able to control the dissemination of the images. They'd be all over the internet in hours, destroying any value they had. Look at the sites for softcore adult models, you can find their entire portfolio online, zipped up and rehosted for your convenience at the drop of a hat. Not that I would know a thing about that, mind you! I don't think it'd be so bad if they allowed personal users access to older images (say over two years old) for a fee. It would allow them to make a profit off of what are essentially no longer relevant imagery. I could finally get my hands on an HQ set of the Emmy Rossum photoshoot attached. But it won't happen.

Heh, I was stoned out of my gourd and thought an over-elaborate post on theories referencing Python was hilarious.

Not always true. However: Carla always = Win. Now that's a universal constant. I'll call my theory the "Theory of Carla." I'm also developing a new top secret theory aimed at measuring win in units of Carla. For example "That Louis CK set was great, almost two Carlas!" and "Adriana Lima is cute and all, but only half a Carla" and "Ford Taurus times Carla equals Aston Martin Rapide." My research team and I are still trying to nail down the conversion tables, though, so it's not ready for publishing.

Oh, and after going through the thread, I've decided - remarkably easily - that this has tied my other favorite pic (below) on the internets. They're in the top two of two. ... I need to find a blonde one to complete the set apparently. And someone mentioned that she reminds them of Josie Maran, I agree. Different ethnicity obviously but similar features, I especially think she looks Josie-ish in this one: Considering Ms. Maran is as close as I've got to an all-time favorite, let's just say I'm about the Carla Ossa bandwagon.

Here's my modification of an earlier posted scan: Click to embiggen Thanks to original scanner.

I figured out why I like her. Well, beyond "good lord, she is hot." It's like she was put together using the best parts of other beautiful women. In a Weird Science kind of way. That isn't to say she looks manufactured. That implies a collaborative, cynical process to meet specified standards. Like Megan Fox or - in a more extreme case - Heidi Montag. The way Doutzen is put together, she's more like the unique realization of a creator with vision and taste. That doesn't mean she's my favorite ever, or that she's precisely what I'd "design" given such powers - but I'd shake the hand of whoever did.

not my work, but hilarious:

My small gift to the ladies of this forum who have over the years supplied my mostly-lurking straight male ass with more eye candy than I can possibly categorize. And to give Benny Feilhaber some help in representing the US soccer team.

Nice pics, eddi! Thanks.

Ah Apple, where utility is sacrificed for... well, nothing really, except that utility is uncool.

Vodka sucks. Agreed on the rum comment, but bourbon is the best!

14 minutes, Megan.

It is pretty amusing, but for all we know the conversation went like this. Bay: "We're gonna need you to put on weight for Transformers 3." Fox: "I'm Megan Fox, I don't have to listen to you." Bay: "I see how it is. Bye." (Bay hangs up) Bay: "That girl's about to find out she defines 'replaceable.'" Bay: "Hey, wanna be in my robot movie?" Whiteley: "Sure!" Bay: "You'll have to put on some weight though, fill out a bit." Whiteley: "You're the boss!" Bay: "Great, now wash my Ferrari." (Whiteley hangs up) Whiteley: "I'm gonna be a movie star!"

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Here's someone I'd like Megan Fox to meet and get acquainted with. At least twice, preferably 3 times a day, they should hang out:

New World Spanish keeps the second person formal, right? As in they use both.

What exactly is a "Justin Bieber" ?

Nothing new or limited to models/actresses. Every white American basketball player who is good is inevitably labeled "the next Previous White Player That Was Good Of Similar Height" regardless of who their game more accurately mirrors. People like to have opinions that seem insightful so labeling someone "the next" someone is a chance to earn attention for it.