lazy01001

This girl's ass is splendid, really stunning, but her face is broke.

Oi, I don't think ripping all my pubes out at once would feel very good so I'll stick to shaving it all off old fashioned style.

i like pants.

I used the patch once, but I quit because I couldn't keep the damn thing lit...

woke up at 1:00a.m. to my roommates friends pounding on the door. I open it up, and a dude in an army uniform pops out of nowhere, and he points a gun at me. After he realizes I am not my roommate, he asks if he is there.... after i exclaim what the fuck a few times, i go to wake my pal. His friends rush in and begin to play the bass, and xbox, and blair the stereo at full volume until 5:00 a.m. I pass out a few times, and wake up and one room is smokey as hell and they are all playing House of the Dead3. Soon after I get pissed, and force them the hell out of my house so I can get some damn rest. I layed in bed for 2 hours not able to sleep, so back to Morrowwind I go. I am hooked on Marrowwind right now...it's all I do. My girl gets to my house round 9:00 a.m., comes in my room, strips and slides in bed next to me. After a vicious bout of love making, I pass out again for a few hours. Upon waking, I'm greeted with a beautiful smile and a cup of coffee. I give her a nintendo SP and turn on Morrowwind, and waste the day that way until work. I sleep a lot, and like video games far more than I probably should. Thank you, and goodnight.

pain is pleasure.

haha, I know right... When I seen that I was like wtf, who says that... "YOUR UNDERWEAR FRIGHTEN ME!!!!!!!!!"

sha's new avi is wicked hot. That is a fine ass my friend, and the pose is hot to boot!....y

I think revolutions has quite possibly my favorite sex scene out of any movie... But Rocio and stacey have yet to make a sex tape ...

If a beautiful woman in her underwear is "kinda scary" to you...then uh...no comment.

yeah, I was trying to be funny Haha, trying.... The one of adriana witht eh pink line dealy and the stringy things is so freaking hot that it hurts. The look in her eyes is uh...REALLY sexy.

In a short while, I will have started my own business.... Thing is, I really want to get the otehr side of my lip done... But it might be bad for business.............. Fuck it, im doing it.

why not get the wings that victoria's_secret has, instead of nichole richie...

And the Excellence Consistancy Award goes tooooo.......................k_dub!!!!!1

She's hot alright, but not hot enough to be miss USA.... There are plenty of other beauties... She looks eh...fake or something... I do wish her luck though, but I wish she wouldn't have won.

har har har!

no no, it's more like a strip from lower lip to my chin..soul patch is a little tuft of hair right under the lower lip...so i guess it's not a soul patch. And I'm thinking about maybe getting the other side pierced...

I'm not furry... I hate hair... Except on my head, and my soul patch. I think you might have gotten the joke, but then again you might just be trying to make fun of me...eitehr way, all is well.

ahahahahah waht do yuo mena?>

Ohhhhh, you meant Chet, and Jebadiah. Silly me. Those boys... I swear they move that engine block all over the yard...all day long.

Yea, and I stick out like a sore thumb...since I wear my shirt, shoes, and have all my teeth...and I don't have a southern accent...

I'm guessing that's the reason you want to go there Jail wasn't very fun, so I figure prison would be worse... So I don't really want to go there.

I'm a Cracker/honky/roundeye/kraut LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM!

And they ARE bouncy

I totally agree, that's the best I have ever seen her.... quite teh secksy. :brows: