Limerlight

5x mvp, 2013/2014 Offensive Player of the year, Record for most Passing Yards in a single season, Record for most Touchdowns in a single season, Team Record for Most Points in a season.

1. Fire photoshop team. 2. Find women who look like they actually eat. 3. Hire Jen Selter 4. Take pics of Jen's booty 5 ??? 6. Profit.

Someone forgot their face this morning....

Your words make me so happy

'Murica

Minnesota plays Anaheim tomorrow

That performance last night with Stevie Wonder was wonderful.

What did I just do?

Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman of the internet, my name is Brock Obama, my co-anchor and currently under my desk is Amme Nostaw. I would like to take up your 13 seconds of internet attention and bring you some very important news. The website "Bellazon" has been posting who will be in the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition for 2014. Now, I as your leader I cannot, I mean can tolerate this. My wife on the other hand Misty Obama says I cannot enjoy this and she must switch seats with me. Bellazon How Dare you put rumors out for something I had no invitation for! I see that photo of you guys with the 2013 cover and my Husband wanting to take a sneak peak. Have I gotten even so much as a mention to come join? Not one bit. Shame on you. Amme you may get up now I'm finished, Brock honey switch places again. In conclusion Bellazon I want to thank you for everything you do *oomph* Sorry, I loathe what you do and how you spread rumors that may or may not be accurate. And to the creators of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Please keep these coming I look so forward every year.

So glad to hear this

Because I Pretty, I will say one thing about Sasha and no more.

^^ Almost done

So we can see all the boring women who didn't make it :morning:

Was looking back at the WoW thread about GC having a baby with Zarhym: