John Bull

Ralph Vaughan Williams - "Linden Lea" I've seen them live. :| . . .

Brass Eye

But I thought that you liked football because of balls too? . . . Golden Balls

Spurs' new stadium plans announced. 60,000 seater!

Spurs Harry's doing well isn't he? Sooner or later our luck will run out... we're getting too lucky. We normally don't have this kind of luck over a whole season, let alone in the first quarter of it :| It all means nothing until early March, and I just hope we can maintain this form in the business end of the season (which I severely doubt ) Yeah, last night was great. Never a dull moment at Spurs! Bentley's goal was reminiscent of Nayim's. Don't be so pessimistic. Liverpool seem pretty sturdy and have much more depth this season. Tottenham - Liverpool at the weekend. It will be sad to see you undefeated league record disappear.

Arsenal 4-4 Spurs Harry Houdini? Liverpool do it again . . . They're playing worryingly like champions. :|

Man Utd are moving along nicely, especially since West Ham normally prove tricky for them. Ed, what's up with Liverpool today?

Not . . . With hair like that, he's more an ape than a celebrity :| : Richard Nixon.

Hot. :brows: Sir Patrick Moore.

Bruno! A few years ago he ambushed Gisele:

Not, although I am regrettably not a connoisseur of the male form. Sir David Frost.

Lots of games this evening.

leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street, in case a certain little lady comes by. Oh me, oh my; I hope the little lady comes by.

George Formby - "Leaning on a Lamp-post"

An American who likes rugby! In your view, how does it compare to NFL?

Dreamy?

Yummy . . . and healthy too. Foie Gras

Yucky . . . although it really depends on the context, I suppose. Rollmop Herrings

the conductor of a London omnibus. . . . when you are lost in London and you don't know where you are, you'll hear my voice a calling, "pass further down the car"

West Brom have Cech, Moore and Pele on their bench today! . . . Impressive line up.

George Formby - "Our Sergeant Major"

I don't want to get in trouble for being off topic, so I guess I'll say it on your thread .

Sir Allen Stanford got caught messing about with the England players' wives - Matt Prior's wife was sitting on his lap - while they were playing Middlesex. What a card! Stanford Apologises

5-a-side wise, I just rely on brute strength and bulldog spirit, with a smattering of cynical fouling. . . . Maybe that's why my results aren't the best. :| The other team know that they've had a game though. By the way, Tony Adams has taken over at Portsmouth and will be unveiled at lunch . . .