Michael*

So they've decided to use rejected Kanye West cover art for "Angles" - way to recycle, guys. Julian Casablancas = troll?

Federer making unforced errors and wasting break-back points. A turn up for the books, as they say.

:lost:

Violet Lips: 8.5 Smile: 5 Hair: 8 Eyes: 8.5 Nose: 8 Abs: 8.5 Cleavage: 9 Butt: 6.5 Legs: 7.5

Catrinel Menghia [6] Debora Nascimento [4]

Raquel x3

2

1.5 each

Nice shot but overboard on the photoshopping - 2

Cassie Ventura Grace Kelly Rose Byrne Julia Stegner Tiiu Kuik Christy Turlington Milla Jovovich

9

Next up...

Ewan McGregor, Velvet Goldmine?

Speaking of crying, I'll cry tears of joy and laughter should Richard Keys join Andy Gray in being canned by Sky. Keys' self-serving arrogance has long been a source of irritation, while Gray was too busy trotting out the same tired old theories and banal catchphrases to realise that most of them were complete crap-ola even back in 1992. The pair of them are well past their sell-by dates.

Oops - file under "slight technical cock-up"... Make that Burn After Reading.

2.6

1.5

3.5

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Marilyn Monroe Simone Villas Boas Candice Swanepoel Rosario Dawson

Sasha Pivovarova x3 Michelle Hicks x2 Patricia Hartman x4 Shanina Shaik x1 Sonja Rasch x5 Meghan Douglas x4 Simone Villas Boas x1 Shannan Click x3 Jacki Adams x2

Okay, finally ready... 01. Audrey Tautou (Amelie) 02. Julianne Moore (The Kids Are Alright) 03. Noomi Rapace (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) 04. Cate Blanchett (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) 05. Marion Cotillard (La Vie En Rose) 06. Tilda Swinton (I Am Love) 07. Frances McDormand (Fargo Burn After Reading) 08. Meryl Streep (Doubt) 09. Maggie Gyllenhaal (Sherry Baby) 10. Eva Green (The Dreamers) 11. Carey Mulligan (An Education) 12. Jennifer Connelly (Requiem for a Dream) 13. Ellen Page (Juno) 14. Kate Winslet (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) 15. Naomi Watts (21 Grams) 01. Emily Deschanel (Bones) 02. January Jones (Mad Men) 03. Jennifer Carpenter (Dexter) 04. Anna Torv (Fringe) 05. Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men)

You Know I'm No Good x 3 Scary in many ways, but no more so than if it was the real Winehouse.

Yay for Sagitario!

6.5

3.5