Michael*

The news of David De Gea being caught stealing a doughnut worth £1.19 has really shocked me. £1.19 for a doughnut?

I know nothing of this movie (or, in fact, the original TV series) but the castlist sure is impressive.

Back on UK screens as of last night so thankfully, it looks like we won't be too far behind the US this time. Anyway, not a bad opening episode, and it was good to see 'our' Lincoln added to the mix again. I think S4 will probably be the last season, though. I don't mind, as long as the show gets a proper conclusion.

No. Have you ever pulled a tablecloth from under the table's contents and left them standing, Peter Venkman style?

Could be just me but I honestly haven't seen hide nor hair of Pippa Middleton since about a week after the royal wedding. If she's still getting attention, it's down to the British media trying to push the royal family as a younger and more vibrant institution. Totally agree and yes she is constantly pushed down our throats as a gorgeous woman :x E News also likes to promote her so called "beauty" I see far better looking girls on the train everyday There was a brief moment during the wedding where I thought 'hmmm yeah, she looks quite nice' but with the best will in the world, she's not someone I could see myself having any lasting interest in.

Natalia Adriana Emily Amber x1, Helena x2 Natalia Elsa x1, Stephanie x2 Miranda Valentina

Tough one... Yuko x2 Meisa x1

Catherine x3

...he is registrated since 1952 but something doesn't work he has an obsolete browser... Those were the days - I preferred BZ before it was on the internet.

Model: Tiiu x3 Actress: Drew x3 Pose: Alessandra x3 Original: Dioni x3 Group: Vogue x3

^I think I like 'WTWGM' a little bit better than this one. Perfect choice for a first single though, and I can't enough of those tribal-sounding drums.

Model: Isabeli x3 Actress: Natalie x2, Emma x1 Pose: Charlotte x2, Alessandra x1 Original: Chanel x3 Group: Vogue x3

Europe: 4.5

I can see it now - one boy's struggle to obtain a refund for his replica shirt! May I suggest Angela Lansbury for the part of Brucey... ...And how about Danny John-Jules as Gyan, Conor Wickham as little Billy and for wacky comic relief from the supporting cast, Craig Charles (with early Red Dwarf-era waistline) as Kieran Richardson.

Kate Beckinsale [3] Kelly Brook [3]

Could be just me but I honestly haven't seen hide nor hair of Pippa Middleton since about a week after the royal wedding. If she's still getting attention, it's down to the British media trying to push the royal family as a younger and more vibrant institution.

Xenia Deli [1] Martina Sukupova [2]

There seems to be a debate about whether Tevez is finished at Man City but personally, I'd go so far as to suggest that he's finished at the highest level of football altogether. No top, top, top (© Harry Redknapp) club would pay his astronomical wage after a year littered with unprofessional acts of the worst kind. He'll probably surface in some footballing backwater and start winding down.

I'd hate to think, for example, that someone like IrenistiQ could lose her profile because of not being around recently. Not only would she not be able to come back, but her past content would go missing too. Also, if someone was determined enough to snoop on others, then deleting their profile wouldn't solve the problem, they'd simply register again with a different IP. This is the internet, a certain element of misbehaviour is unavoidable.

I'm aware that I haven't been on the staff as long as some, but I can honestly say that hasn't been my experience. We get a handful of reports each day about various things and I've yet to see any being completely ignored. We can only fix what we're made aware of and at the end of the day, more people reporting means more gets done. Taking the attitude of 'nothing will happen anyway' helps no-one.

The staff here do what they do out of the goodness of their hearts and cannot possibly spend every waking moment trawling through every new post in this place. Obviously we can spot a few but as you know, we also rely greatly on other members to report infractions. In other words, if we don't get reports in, it can hardly come as a surprise when some slip through the net. I hate to come across as argumentative because I'm genuinely not that guy, but to try and suggest that rules are being purposely ignored is completely unnecessary and frankly, pretentious.

Delap seems to have taken to wearing some sort of apron-looking thing under his shirt for away games these days, so he can wipe the ball on it before taking throw-ins - I noticed it last Sunday when we played Stoke. Thinking of grassing him up to the FA but I'm not sure who I should write to. In other news, we're crap. Half a dozen players out of position, no desire, urgency or tactics, Sessegnon grossly overrated and so on. In other other news, Bayern are currently wiping the floor with Man City.

I do hope it isn't long before we Brits get to see the new season.

Europe: 4