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That second picture isn't Kate. It's Ashley Greene. And you're missing the other B&W picture from Kate's editorial.

^^No, to combine those numbered files, you need HJSPLIT. That's just great. Now she'll be seen even LESS in the USA. What's up with that? She only had one campaign for A|X and that was it! I don't think I ever saw any other ads of her in print anywhere else in 2008. I hope this Angel contract cancellation was worth it because if she figures that it will get her more campaigns (that aren't Brazilian) then GODSPEED, Ms. Goulart!

Whew. You just saved me the boatload of cash I would (not) have spent to import this issue. Her FHM pics don't look any different than any typical VS shoot, but it is what it is. THUMBS UP TO YOU!

Allow me to repost the whole InStyle editorial. Scans brought to you by kroqjock

Yup, I'm like the Dr. Drew Pinskey of these boards. I bring people together. BTW, I double-checked with my, ahem, people and its confirmed that FHM Australia is a no-go here in the USA. We're either gonna have to import that crap or hope that someone in Aussie land has a scanner. Like I said, I didn't know FHM was even printed in Australia. Its probably their first issue. Either that or those Aussies just really hate us filthy Yanks.

Time for some new Hilary adverts that don't involve the words Estee and/or Lauder. Check it out, brand new ERES! Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! Since this isn't a repost, credit does NOT go to TFS or lovevsmodels.com. Yeah, what you gonna do about it?!?

You need bigger versions of the Marc Jacobs and Oscar Dela Renta adverts. Oh wait, I got them right here. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

Hey, lookie what I got! Rosie has a 6-page beauty editorial in the latest issue of Allure Magazine. What? You didn't know about it, you say? Yeah, that's because I didn't tell you. TITLE: SOFT FOCUS PHOTOGRAPHER: CARTER SMITH MAG: ALLURE MAGAZINE FEBRUARY 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! I got dibs!

^^Yeah, I see your point, Pink. But let's also not forget that it was YOU that brought up the Orlando thing. And it was ME that was right about her.....I mean him. Back on topic, did you see Ryan Seacrest try to high five the blind dude on Idol last night? That was just sacreligiously hi-larious.

Yay, page 352 belongs to me! Let's not cloud the issue regarding fanbase. Pink is saying that Miranda is a tad higher than Alessandra on that list because she's dating that actress....I mean actor, Orlando Bloom. My argument is that it is NOT the case! I'm sure any fame she's accumulated over the last two years had nothing to do with Orlando. Yes, its petty tabloid fodder regarding those two, but we gotta give her more credit than that. As for Marisa, why wouldn't she be on the top of the AOL Search List? You're telling me that if Marisa were to score another SI cover this year or another VS campaign, people would still rather search for Tyra or Heidi instead? That is not fair to her and I think that's because no one uses AOL. Seriously, what century do you live in if you still use freakin' AOL?

Here's the brand spankin' NEW Hewlett-Packard commercial featuring Mrs. Duhamel that I capped during the season 8 premiere of American Idol. It's one of those oh-so-popular virtual vignettes. Oh, and its in High Definition, too (something sorely missing from this thread). THE NEW HEWLETT-PACKARD LAPTOP featuring Fergie "The Digital Dutchess" Click on the thumbnail to download the 720p HD commercial! TECH SPECS: 1280x720, DOLBY AC3 STEREO, XVID, AVI FORMAT, 0:30 SECONDS It's no Victoria's Secret commercial, but what're you gonna do?

^^Of course, he has his fans. Every celebrity has their fans. Some hardcore and some not. But that still doesn't make him anymore famous than her.

^^How does dating Orlando Bloom equal a higher fame rating? It's not like he's doing anything to help further her career. And vice versa. He hasn't done anything since the last Pirates movie and he's not even THAT famous. I think the more important question is "Why is Marisa's popularity slipping less than a year later?" Just think, a year ago she made the top of every list, she got the SI cover, and she got to do a nationwide VS promo tour. Now all of a sudden, she's barely tracking behind Spanky and Fatty? There's got to be a reasonable explanation for it.

^^Hah. Welcome to the club, sister. That makes you, me, and Pink.

HAH! So you're a GoW freak, huh? Me too. I wrote walkthroughs for both GoW1 and GoW2 and I am gonna get my hands on GoW3 to complete the trilogy walkthrough I started. In fact, I was the FIRST person to EVER write walkthroughs for both games. It's something I'm quite proud of. Of course, there's a bunch of other walkthroughs, but ALL of them are based on what I wrote. Arrogant, you say? F*CKIN' AY!!! Yup, I still remember when I got my hands on the PS2 GoW1 demo back in 2005 (called "The Hydra Battle"). The demo rocked! And then when the GoW2 demo came out in 2007 (called "The Colossus Battle"), I just couldnt resist. Would it surprise you if I told you that I still have both demo discs? BRING ON GOW3!!! It's time to end this story!

If possible, I'm gonna have to ask y'alls for a favor. Tonight is the premiere of Season 8 of American Idol and I'm gonna need to have someone from the East coast to give it a watch. Why, you ask? For some odd reason, VS likes to advertise their commercials during American Idol broadcasts. They did it last year for the BioFit and Angels Memory Foam adverts. I guess when you have that many eyes on the TV, what better way to get to your core crowd, right? I'm gonna need for someone to keep watch out for today and tomorrow's episodes. If indeed a new VS commercial DOES air during the broadcast, you can let us know and then I can capture it later on the West coast feed. As for me, I'm an American Idol junkie, but last season really exhausted me. I watched and capped EVERY episode of last season (in HD no less) and that was just pure hell. Don't ask me why I did it because I just did. So I'm not sure if I'm in for this season, so y'all will have to help a girl out.

Little Ms. Jamie is the (other) cover girl for the February 2009 issue of Maxim. MAXIM MAGAZINE THE REAL SWIMSUIT ISSUE FEBRUARY 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! You saw it here FIRST!

Oh my, would you look at that! Sarah is the cover girl for the February 2009 issue of MAXIM. Who'da thunk? MAXIM MAGAZINE THE REAL SWIMSUIT ISSUE FEBRUARY 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! You saw it here FIRST!

@Pink: There's an FHM issue in Australia? Jeez and crackers, I don't think I've ever seen an FHM issue sold in the U.S. from any other country other than the UK. This may be a problem for me. Looks like someone from Aussie land will have to do the honors for us. Anyway, y'all better appreciate these UHQ scans because I just saved all of you the trouble of having to pay $30 for this coffee table book. SPORTS ILLUSTRATED THE COMPLETE SWIMSUIT PORTFOLIO featuring Marisa Bertetta Miller Guess Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! Yup, if you bought the book, this is all you pretty much get for Marisa. Kinda makes you glad that a chump like me did this now, dont'ya?

Aww, why you gotta hate on Odette? She's a SoCal girl like me (okay, not really)! Sure, she's a floozy Megan Fox clone, but she's a lot more down to earth than, say......Summer Glau (ugh, I HATE Summer Glau, long story......). Anyway, the Victoria's Secret Angels are back in the magazines! The February 2009 issue of Maxim (which is their non-celebrity swimsuit issue) features pictures of the girls from WAY back in November. Some pics I've seen and some not. I'm currently scanning the other models in the issue and those scans will appear elsewhere............ MAXIM SWIMSUIT ISSUE FEBRUARY 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! Candice's butt shot is either a bad camera angle or she's got major cellulite and Adriana looks totally constipated. Well, good thing she's wearing a WHITE bikini.

Got another brand new L'Oreal advert for y'alls. Since many of you didn't like the last L'Oreal advert I posted, maybe you'll like this one better. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! Hey, at least its something other than a Victoria's Secret picture!

How about I give y'all some brand spankin' new GUESS adverts! Yeah, I got first, fo' real do'! Whoop-tee Whoop! Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! I seriously think that these people are trying to turn Irina into Adriana Lima 2.0 because her look is almost uncanny to Spanky's.

I've had an assful of this show. Everyone loves it but all I see is nothing but blatant inconsistencies. Maybe next time....how about just doing ONE show and keeping the flashy MTV style cuts to a minimum. Y'hear me, all you floozy billionaire execs at VS? NO ONE CARES. Oh, and speaking of floozy, did anyone happen to see Odette Yustman in the crowd during the show? I didn't know she attended the show until just a few days ago and it kinda threw me off-guard to see her in a couple of shots at the end. Who's Odette Yustman, you ask? Two words: Google Search. But if you're too lazy to find out, take a look at the screencaps below and you figure out which one she is.

I got the SI book and it is quite cheap for a book this.....large ($30). There are a total of 18 models profiled in the book. Each model receives 10 pages each. The page order for each girl starts out like this: --PAGE 1-2: SELF PORTRAIT taken by the model --PAGE 3: A short article about the model by the photographer --PAGE 4-9: A collection of never-before-seen shots --PAGE 10: An article about the photographer by the model. The book claims that all these photos weren't published, but I have seen some of them posted in various threads already (in LQ form) and in other forms (like calendars). The one picture of Marisa I recognized was the one where she's taking the picture of herself wearing the G N' R shirt. Everyone's seen that one. UPDATE: I've completed the Marisa scans (sadly, I had to tear the book apart to do it ) and here is a teeny-tiny preview of all the Marisa pics in the book. I ain't posting the UHQ versions until I hear a bunch of people clamoring for it. Let me hear it!

^^Yup, it sure would be nice to see those. If I were to scan those, I'd be in an assload of trouble, as usual. That's why I think Pink's gonna do those scans, right Pink? BTW, its odd that this book was published in October 2008 yet no one here said anything about it until now.