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Buy a Mac I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac. I was against it and an argument started. I said there were too few people supporting the Mac. He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?" And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Computer Acronyms PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can't See It DOS Defective Operating System BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM I Blame Microsoft DEC Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too. WWW World Wide Wait MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

Dear Ann Landers, I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married to an Australian. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, distribution of Cocaine, as well as Heroin. They are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Auckland. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non parole life sentence in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington remand center on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Christchurch and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a Brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the Madam. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. So, how should I tell her about my brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft?

Is Windows a Virus No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too. 4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too. 5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug.

The Less You Know, The More You Make "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make.

Okay let me add some jokes hope you understand and like it.. Okay this is the 1st joke what I got from my friend who send this through MSN --------------------------- Dear Agony Aunt Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs. Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I love this girl very much and want to marry her. My problem is this: Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft? Sincerely, Larry

Thanks for posting this information. Because I'm a big fan of X-Files series. I watch many of them already in TV. The story is very good but some time I just feel its a fake. I mean its based on unbelievable things. Anyway thanks for sharing this news with us

I don't see the Crossroads because after putting my vote in its on the top. Anyway I vote for House of the dead. Its kinda boring and same like video game. Nothing special on it no story no action no suspense . Boring.

I have also one in my mind its Titanic the boat of love How is that ?

Where is the images ? I also try to find its images via google but cannot find anything because the movie released date is 2009. Too late Now i have to wait 1 long year. I don't know that I'm alive still after one year or not.. anyway thanks for the information

Ahhh Yes here is my favorite movie . The Iron Man. The story based on the man who is super genius and help US army to making new things. I watched this twice. Now I heard that the iron man game also come out after the popularity of this movie.

I watch this movie. Its a old one for me. The story is Just fine. Nothing special on it. Anyway let me upload some of its images finding from google. Few of them already add here..

Is this a movie ? After reading the topic I think its a game like I played many games here and other forums like a story game, the alphabet game and others too. The clip is really good thanks for sharing.

Yes right The batman is look sexy in that movie. The story seems be to good. I also plan to watch this movie. Anyway please share something about any upcoming tom cruise movie... Anyway let me add some images

Thanks for posting the information about new upcoming movie. Now I'm little crazy and excited about to watching this movie. Anyway right Now i just search some picture through google and uploaded for you...

I already watched the SAW series all parts. Its 4 right now and I hope they make another one and released it soon. Anyway right Now I'm planing to watch Nimo movies. I'm not a kid its a animated movie and I love to watch such kind of fantasy movies

Very nice snaps. thanks for sharing with us. Really because whenever I visit this forum I get the latest and new information of stars. Nice sharing keep it up.

She is really very beautiful and her face like a baby , an innocent one...

Nice. I also find her some images on google. Let me share with you...

Thanks for sharing the information and her beautiful snaps with us. I'll also upload some of her.. Hope you like it.

Few pictures of him . Posted by me.

Here is some of his pictures, uploaded by me.

Thanks for posting the information about this actor. Let me upload some of his good snaps.

From my Side . Some of them....