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Have you girls ever kicked a guy in their "special" place?
I dunno... I was kinda arroused by that. All this bickering. Why God had to curse me with a bitch fetish is beyond me.
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Barbara Herrera
- Have you girls ever kicked a guy in their "special" place?
My sister did it a couple times when she was a kid too though... it's forgivable when you're a kid because well... since when does a typical kid take the time to think things over really?- The Ultimate VS Supermodel
Hahaha... sorry for that schpeil in the other post... just trying to justify why a person wouldn't be crazy if they voted Ale instead of Gisele. Plus moiselles said she liked it when people explained their reasons for voting a certain way.- I Am...
- The Ultimate VS Supermodel
Gisele is leading by 1... Time for the secret weapon... THE BRUHA TEST! (Bruha means witch in case you didn't know) LEFT: Ale before bruhacification, RIGHT: Ale after bruhacification LEFT: Gisele before bruhacification, RIGHT: Gisele after bruhacification The most convincing witch face? Gisele BEFORE bruhacification! Seriously. It took forever to find a picture of Ale where she looked mean enough to be a convincing witch but Gisele was just a matter of finding a big enough picture to photoshop. I didn't even have to do anything to Gisele. Just change the colours around. Ale got pathetically done wrinkles and eyebags and shit. DISCLAIMER: Though Ale is my #1, her victory or loss in this competition is of little gain or loss to me. I'm just happy to have an excuse to call Gisele out on being the world's biggest butterface! EDIT: A more complete bruhacification of Gisele- Czech models
I love them all... if all else fails in life, I'm going to Czech and bringing a mail order bride home... only if she truly loved me of course...- Have you girls ever kicked a guy in their "special" place?
Hahahaha... It's 7:20 in the morning, I've had 2 hours of sleep, and I still probably have about 8000000000000UI of caffeine pumping through my system... hence I woke up and can't get back to sleep again. The little bit of sleep has done some good though. I now realize I've skipped over some key sentances. Still... not laughing. lol... I'm very impressed that you managed to think about linking this thread in your signature to recruit your homies that don't make their way to this section. Very good move. Perhaps someone will care. Maybe one of them will hurl an insult at me for being so dimwitted. Really... I still can't tell where the seriousness starts and the sarcasm stops. Did you really try to justify the berzerk wife with Middle Eastern honor killing or was that just sarcasm? Blah... I'm spent. You have fun being a hypocrit or at least pretending to be one though. Either way, saying you don't care and then advertising this thread is kinda pathetic... or is it your funny way of proving your point that you don't care? You have me completely lost. There's a fine line between sarcasm and scincerity somewhere... I can't seem to find it. There's no way I can argue back without looking like a fool now is there? FYI - I kinda knew you were being sarcastic. It's excpected from you. I just got sick of it and asked a serious question so maybe you would stop for a second and maybe get a real opinion from you... I just don't understand why you had to follow it up with such a ridiculous comparison and a personal attack.- Have you girls ever kicked a guy in their "special" place?
Yeah... you kinda missed the whole point of that one didn't you? It's about people's reactions, not the actual video itself. Meaningful? Maybe not but people sure do a lot of funny things when they're about to get sick. That's why it was in such a meaningful sub forum in the first place. <-Hey look at that! I've starting to run out of somewhat tactful things to say and have resorted to sarcasm! <- Twice! It's every bit as meaningless as the Alien vs. Predator vs. Heidi Klum thread but it doesn't take up any valuable realestate in the Babes section. Again, why are you still posting if you don't care? Obviously, I'm one of those idiots who can't catch up to your gleaming brilliance. Why bother wasting your time with me? You're obviously not gonna change either so I'll leave it at that. Get over it.- Your Art!
Dumb people can be awesome too. Look at Jessica Simpson.- why is nigella lawson flirting with me??
How on earth is she gonna get that thing out?- The Ultimate VS Supermodel
Too bad I wasn't able to sway you It's still dead even though.- Have you girls ever kicked a guy in their "special" place?
So if you don't care, why bother posting again? Hahahaha... I like how you added the cry smiley. A severely annoyed and turned off smiley would be more appropriate though. After all, I'm not the one who has to put some excuse on my signature so I don't have to feel bad about people not liking me. It's not about not being able to catch up as it is about having to put up with reading garbage all the time. Sarcasm is often dry and creates a negative atmosphere. It's primary use is to insult people. Why don't you make an actual joke that has some thought process behind it once in a while?- Have you girls ever kicked a guy in their "special" place?
I don't know what that story's doing in here but let us give the woman with the gun a round of applause, yeah ?!! Shooting in the brain... even worse actually. As for your sense of humour... Sarcasm is a weapon of the weak mind. It can be funny once in a while but too often and it becomes pathetic and disrespectful.- The Ultimate VS Supermodel
Just because Gisele isn't killing Ale in votes or what? I agree that these votes are mostly not objective but I can justify voting Ale. - Gisele rejected VS. Given her reasons for doing so were over the issue of payment, nonetheless she did quit on VS. - VS didn't think keeping Gisele was worth the money she wanted from them - Gisele's charisma is of the glamour of being a high profile supermodel. Though Ale hasn't been as media present, her work speaks for itself. - To add to the above point, Gisele is not a lingerie model. She is a headliner. Her best work is on the runway while Ale continues to produce in both medias. - The themes I typically get from Gisele's work are very base level desires... animality. Which isn't really a bad thing. I'll even give her that she does it extremely well. She isn't however very good at portraying other versions of 'sexy'. - Furthermore, when I think of classic VS (What it was back in the day before it sold out it the great american marketing machine), the themes coming to mind are exotic, british colonial, romantic, sophisticated, and subtle. - Gisele is however, the perfect model if your merchandise consists of black pointy hats and broomsticks. Side by side with the 'classics' Round 1 Model: Daniela Pestova, Theme: Fun in summer clothes Curves, check. Neckline, check. Happyface, check. One thing that Daniela and Ale get that Gisele kinda missed in this picture (besides being pretty) is a certain degree of sophistication. It's not the whole Czech thing, even though Ale has some borrowed moves from Petra in this photo. They still have the appearance of having certain intentions even though fully clothges. Gisele just looks like she's happy someone took her for a ride in a boat. Round 2 Model: Karen Mulder, Theme: I can see through that For starters, Karen Mulder is awesome in this picture. I was lucky enough to find Gisele and Ale doing similar poses for this one so comparison is easier. Gisele gets a point for having a more dramatic line but Ale's line is a bit more natural in this. She is also taking advantage of the local architecture... like Karen. Karen though maybe a little less intense has the look like she wants you to come over to her, Ale has a similar vibe but in a more sinister way. Sadly, even though this is one of Gisele's better shots in my opinion, the expression on her face says one of two things to me... "I am to good to pay attention to you" or "OMG. I can't wait for this to be over. Just do your business already." Round 3 Model: Stephanie Seymour, Theme: Lace can kill Steph has them both slaughtered. I think she'll probably end up winning this thing. Same comments as above though... Gisele seems more occupied with her lingerie than what she's going to do with it. Also... it's hard to see the sexy when you can't get past how ugly someone's nose it. I should sleep soon... but at least that's enough for me to justify my voting Ale... that and I can't stand gisele. She's the world's biggest butterface. Put a paper bag over her head and she'll probably have a chance though.- Best Supermodels Ever
Awesome vid! What was Gisele doing there though? It said PRETTY woman! lol.- Your Art!
He does look kinda dumb...- Have you girls ever kicked a guy in their "special" place?
Fine... First I want to hear you justify why cheating on your wife merrits getting your balls blown off with a piece of lead. The guy with 1000 wives, I will not justify however. That's not a moment of weakness, love, or even seeking unmet needs, it's just plain greedy. Nonetheless... it's not really a valid argument to compare the two situations. These are two extremely different cultures and the people of one of them have been indoctrinated to believe that "honor killing" is justice. As twisted and evil we believe that is, they do not believe so but again... they've been raised that way and we have been raised a different way... where women are EQUAL. Equal, at least by my definition, does not translate into a woman having the right to shoot her husband in the nuts for cheating (this has high potential for being fatal by the way because the area is heavily dense with blood vessels) while a man does not have the right to beat his wife for the same offense (Also high risk of being fatal). Neither should take place in my opinion but as an educated woman living in North America, please justify why you believe the first is acceptable, even worthy of applause, while the other isn't. (I know I'm putting words in your mouth because you haven't really said anything about the second scenario not being acceptable). PS. You may have been joking but I didn't think it was funny.- The Ultimate SI Swimsuit Model
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Lol... every excuse he gets, he touches her tits...- Funny Videos
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I wonder how many people here pickup on the metaphors used in this series... they're really deep. CS Lewis is a genius.- Dexter
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