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UP magazine, December 2009:

Certainly appreciate the time you've taken to remedy this derDude - but for me the results remain the same... I get this message following your step 4. Then if I stubbornly persist (and, I can assure you, I always stubbornly persist in such things! ) I get this: Anyway, what's wrong with my slightly smaller posts?!! After all, I'm not of the persuasion to go around telling people how to spell properly or correcting their grammar...

(Why should dogs get all the fun?) Angry. Will scratch. "Why are they laughing at me?" NO CLUE "I smell mockery..." Bah! Humbug!

Cute? Yeah, this one reeks of 'childless couple Christmas circular'... And again. He's going to shit everywhere when that baby arrives. SMUG! So eager to please.

DOGS IN HATS!: SPECIAL FESTIVE EDITION No demand, but Christmas is a time when owners seem to go out of their way to ridicule their pet... With special seasonal music too:

^Regardless, he's still preferable to Vinnie Jones!

^Because that's never worked for me. All I ever get is code... I've followed the instructions that several people have offered but to no avail (incidentally I use a Mac, if that makes any difference?) - which is why I wrote that disclaimer before I posted the pictures! Figured the knowledge that they were there was more important.

You know the drill: New VS means some you've seen, some you haven't, some in a different colour scheme etc, etc... No need to shout "REPOST"! And, of course, you can go off and find yourself some more of them over there. Or the same, and just write "better quality" and leave it at that.

^I'm glad you like her! You blink, and SUDDENLY it's spring... (Well, in VS marketing terms I suppose)

Here you go - why bother with having to endure the rest? (Although I could have done without the soundtrack):

Hmmm... Neither seem to be cut that well, but based on the fact that Anja's appear to be cut for a) an infant or b) a tranny - it's all for Caroline. Caroline - (Y) (Y) (Y) (and they're spangly!)

^There weren't back then. But today I found a sight called Icon_ology (which has a lot of Terry Richardson shoots) - then I saw this little tush, and it rang a bell... Oh yes, it must be Christmas with some Rila gifts: (And a little sheerness alert for the prudes):

^Thanks for the information. Does that mean there's more? And I couldn't see that YouTube video before, Danira. It's absolutely darling!

^Found more!

^Great pictures Danira, any information?

^Hey Leira - it's just nice to know somebody went and looked! You never know if anyone's paying any attention to your posts... Yeah, they are pretty hit-and-miss though aren't they? I was surprised by the Alessandra ones; she has such a distinctive face that you'd think he'd have been able to capture it better (like his Behati). I thought he got Adriana and Bette Frank spot-on however.

Easy to extrapolate on my VSFS maxim "Would I like this outift even if Selita Ebanks was wearing it?". No I don't. So, no I don't! Candice - (Y) (Y) (Y)

^14? What are you, busy? Or just hopeful..?

Nothing corny about it! I love this bonkers song by Shonen Knife (ignore the video, which is just footage of them performing a different number): I wanna go to Pluto I wanna go with you Oh, I bring space food They are marshmallow And ice cream

^ Thank you, widget (almost forgot about this thread!). I want to be Mr Roboto's friend... This is CAPTAIN CHRISTMAS: "So, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas, Captain..? What's that..? You don't have a girlfriend? Oh..."

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^Yeah. I miss her too...Doing my best though!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Let's get saucy The Victoria’s Secret model and one of the stars next year of the infamous Pirelli calendar has some sage lingerie advice It’s December and we’re only five days away from Christmas D-Day. Which means, of course, that lingerie sales are booming. At Selfridges alone, the average spend on luxury lingerie has gone up 16% on last year, and Harrods, too, reports double-digit growth over the same period. All of which means that the man in your life may well be hoping that, once you’ve unwrapped his gift, you’ll end up under the Christmas tree looking something like — well, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, most likely. Don’t panic, though. Rosie, 22, one of the faces of Victoria’s Secret, has a few tricks up her sleeve. Having recently returned from strutting her stuff down the runway for the lingerie label’s annual fashion show (one of the most watched events on US television after the Super Bowl — check it out online at vsallaccess.com), she is also one of the stars next year of the infamous Pirelli calendar. “I do believe in chicken fillets,” she says. “I’m not saying you have to use them, but if anyone knows me and sees me in a photoshoot, well, there are friends in there. I’m not a fan of that whole push-up look in the day. But, of course, you do need a lift with a sexy dress, so do what you’ve got to do, girls — shove them in there. I’ve been known to have three in at a time for shoots — plus padding.” Feel better, yet? Possibly just as surprising is Rosie’s admission that “I don’t wear bras that often. If I do, I don’t like push-up bras — though they’re fun for the bedroom, I think”. Ah yes, the boudoir. Rosie has other tips for that, too. Licking your lips, she says, is always a turn-on, and if you want to know how best to pose in your scanties, just flick through the Victoria’s Secret catalogue. “As a model, you learn how to use your body and how to make people believe something. So I know how to do sexy: there’s the arched back, bum out, hands on the hips pose. That’s sexy in one way, though there are a lot of different ways to be sexy.” In order to look your best in your (nearly) altogether, she recommends hitting the fake tan beforehand (maybe you should book in for a spray tan before December 25, just in case). “I won’t do a lingerie shoot unless I’m tanned,” Rosie says. “I think most women will admit that they look better when they’re brown. I fake tan — but I don’t recommend sunbeds — and at work, they’ll put body make-up on.” Indeed, her fellow VS babe Selita Ebanks confessed to wearing “about 20 layers of make-up on my butt alone” for her walk down the runway. Other things guaranteed to make our Rosie feel sexy include good hair (remember that VS catalogue — where would they be without a glossy mane?). “A really good tip for confidence is a good haircut,” she says. “George Northwood at Daniel Hersheson is the best. For me, my hair is important before everything. Good sexy bedroom hair should be just a little tousled, nothing too neat. Also, drink a big bottle of water every day, as it will take away puffiness — Fiji is best. Everybody rolls their eyes at this tip, but it does work — water is the drug of God, that’s what I say.” So what kind of undies is Rosie partial to? “I never match my underwear. It has to go together — it can’t be completely different — but it’s frustrating when you buy a set of lingerie and you can only buy one bra and one pair of matching pants. I’d like several pairs of knickers. “It’s important to have good lingerie under your clothes, it makes you feel good,” she continues. “If you put a designer top on over a skanky pair of knickers and an old bra, you’re not going to feel fabulous. It also shows self-respect.” She likes “girlie stuff, but I’m partial to a bit of suspender, too”. So does she, like most women, like to be given underwear as a gift? “Oh, yes,” she says. “It’s quite a sensual gift and quite sweet for a man to give it — even though it’s obviously saying something. But it’s also them showing you what they think you look good in.” (source: Times Online) Well, I've taken many notes! :brows: (Yeah, even that Ebanks fact... :yuckky: )

^Aw, that's a beaut! (Y)