TheBaronOfFratton

^ ^Only you, it would seem. But that's what makes you so special! *sigh* Don't you just feel you're wasted on here sometimes...

I'd never even heard of Elaine, and I only know Judit from a few pictures I've seen about - so it's quite nice to come to this without any preconceived notions, or baggage (a'la Naomi, as a very recent example!). So judging simply on the merits of the two 'collages' I have to give all my points to Judit. And that's probably as succinct as I can get... Judit, Judit, Judit.

Honestly, I think this is probably the cutest Miranda has ever looked. I mean her whole 'style' that year was pretty tip-top, and both her costumes worked well for her. Also, she had the most spectacular bum which was showcased well - thanks to this one in particular... And for some reason I really dig those braces, or suspenders, whatever you want to call them. Anyway, you might know where this is going? I just didn't want anyone to think I had it in for her. It might be 2½ years later now, and opinions change, but back then when Candice strutted out in that electric blue bikini I thought God had sneaked a look into my imagination... Candice - (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y)

^No...

And this is just one random shot - but it's beautiful:

Oh lawdy - make it stop!!! I'd say: get a wooden stake, fast, but I suspect she'd be a "special" vampire with "special" powers and she won't be affected by something as common as that... You see, I'm noticing a trend where Adriana's concerned!

^I'd forgotten about this. Thanks for the response - albeit a year and a half later! <_<

^Woo-hoo!!! ^Don't hate the player, hate the game! ?

New Scientist gets to the root of Adriana's Magical Mystical Contract I see (over on that other VS thread <_< ) that Adriana's incredible contract is being discussed again. It seems no matter what questions you ask of it, it somehow magically adapts to piss all over any other contract ever. And if contracts ever were designed (by their very nature, you might foolishly assume) to tie a person to a job or brand then NEVER FEAR because this amazing contract can also shrink to allow La Lima to do as she pleases wherever else she so desires. Which is everywhere, of course, because everybody wants her. Confused? You should be, because this contract - it turns out - is a tesseract contract... Or "Tessertract", as those Poindexter geeks are calling it! And it looks something like this: We contacted New Scientist to try and get to the bottom of Adriana's logic-defying Tessertract - and here comes the science part: For tessarine: t=w+xi+yj+xk note that: t=(w+xi)+(y_zi)j since ij = k . The mapping: t→(p q), p=w+xi, q=y+zi is a linear representation of the algebra of tessarines as a subalgebra of 2 x 2 complex matrices. Note that unlike most matrix algebras, this is a commutative algebra. OK? Tessarines with w and z complex numbers form a commutative and associative quaternionic ring (whereas quaternions are not commutative). They allow for powers, roots, and logarithms of , which is a non-real root of 1 (see conic quaternions for examples and references). They do not form a field because the idempotents. Just in case you were confused!!! Anyway, what this all really means is that Adriana's contract constantly folds onto itself and unfolds in the 4th dimension at the same time. So, when you see it, you are actually seeing it through a different medium at some point in the past and/or future. So it can be at once everything and nothing. Mainly you just have to accept that it's special. And Adriana is special. So rules do not apply. If, however, you want to add rules - then you can do that too, because the Tessertract allows that, confusingly. As time no longer matters with the Tessertract, we can rest comfortable in the knowledge that she will be the most important person in the history and future and evolving present of VS for eternity. And if you question any of this then the Tessertract will simply change to confound you. Resistance is, as those New Scientist nerds say, futile...

^Ah, anything for ratings - does this guarantee the gay audience? Nice music choice too, surely it's only a matter of time before the Kluminator goes the way of Streisand and Garland!

^Darabont's The Mist so was so utterly depressing at the end that I had real trouble sleeping. Why'd you have to go and end it like that..?

^Is that The Prestige?

^I was on Team Lapidus!!! Neither: Those two have both been cavalier with other people's lives. And what was all that shit with the cabin? The Dharma guy (Horace) builds it, it's in a weird time-loop, then it moves about, it's circled with ash, Ben pretends Jacob is in it, but then Jacob is in it saying "help me", it moves about some more but Hurley can find it, then it's Christian Shepard "working for Jacob", then the ash is broken, then Claire's living in there too, then - NOBODY, and Jacob was under the statue all the time anyway, then they just burn it???

^I'm with you. Who's going to get custody? Jin's dad is a poor uneducated fisherman, so chances are Sun's bastard of a father is going to sweep in which surely neither of them would ever have wanted...

Joe, I'm back on board for Pretty's mighty 'VSFS Finest' finale. And you know how guilty I'd feel if I only did the one?!! So, for the duration at least, you're either blessed or cursed (depending on your point of view) by my renewed vim and vigour on the 'Babe Polls'... Face - Ah, Chanel. Prettier than Christmas. Body - Prime panther, Naomi. *Phew* And she's still slinking around like liquid chocolate... Sexiness - Whilst I can't deny the allure of a "bad girl" there comes a point when such antics tip over into parody, leading to tedium, and then it just becomes massively unappealing... I'm still gonna duck, just in case, but I'm voting for Chanel. I reckon that could be a winner!

Love, love, love Natasha's lace-up 'stockings' there. Not entirely convinced by the bizarre water wings though... <_< Similarly, Candice looked 10x better once she'd ditched the weirdo 'white rabbit-esque' naff accoutrements and simply graced the finale in just her chocolate bra and panties. Gah... Screw it - the tartan just edges it out... Natasha - (Y) (Y) (Y) Candice - (Y) (Y)

^Most correct! (Y) No! Not the bore worms!!!

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^Unfortunately Joe, I think it's prerequisite for every Korean model to pose with a 'big white bear' at some point in their careers! I've looked back at all my own favourites though, and can't find that particular combination - maybe Hime can help you better...

^Count me in! Guess these must be part of it too then, being from Young Jump magazine: