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  1. PrettyDeadThings
    SPOOKY SEASON ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ and you're welcome hun
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    Here are the pics from the event with Taylor and Barbara, please credit BZ if reposting. UHQ Source: BFA
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    I've been doing extensive research on models for my upcoming comp, it looks like she was Born in the United States, but genetically she's Brazilian, and now she lives in Bali
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    Dear Summer, It's been a whole week since we last conversed. Your relentless presence seems determined to be a giant fucking pain in the ass, refusing to give me a break. At least another seven days of your bullshit, and then, like the infuriating dick tease you are, you'll grant me a measly two days of fall, only to slowly slink back into your old habits. Why the hell are you clinging so desperately? Didn't Mama Mother Nature teach you to share with your siblings, to take turns like everyone else? I usually appreciate the critters you bring along during your season, believe it or not, I even admit you've got something going right there. But now, I've got house centipedes invading my home... even they've had enough of the misery you bring. Don't worry, I'm not killing them. Those little voracious demon spawn have been relocated to my bathroom. But let me tell you, I had a run-in with one of them last night, and it charged at me like a bat out of hell – not my idea of a good time Summer! But I'm letting them be, because it's the only thing you've managed to get right. My (SAD) has hit me so damn hard that I'm suffering daily migraines thanks to your relentless, never-ending bullshit. You're robbing me of my outdoor time and depriving me of Vitamin D. I refuse to rack up a $400 monthly dry cleaning bill just to deal with the sweat-soaked mess you create, especially since my clothing are not compatible with your cunty ways. So, I'm stuck in a perpetual cycle of wearing clothing that even Fetterman would approve of until you finally decided you've punished us enough. You've had your time, you've had your time to torture me with the nasty sunburn on the 4th of July, and now my back deck is infested with so many freaking Joro spiders that even I – yes, the person who usually loves spiders – don't want to step outside anymore. It's time Autumn. It's time for your heat to fuck off, it's time for the days to shorten and for the creatures of the night to come out and play, it's time for me to wear my stunning clothing without feeling like I'm in hell. It's time for hot tea, chilly nights, rain-soaked days, the splendor of autumn leaves, and the serene quiet that accompanies the arrival of Fall and Winter. It's time for you to fuck right the fuck off. Sincerely - Yvette Soon...
  5. PrettyDeadThings
    Ryan... if you lie.
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    Yes
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    I made it 2 minutes into this video...... I will try to tackle this when I'm a bottle of wine in .... cause right now Gigi Hadid and her voice seem very punchable.
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    And now...... she's at a house in Barcelona that hosts something like a festival. You couldn't fit more then 100 people in this house. I like her.... Gigi is very stuck on the word festival for a house that is simply a house.... Still... talking VS gonna tackle the wheel next?
  10. PrettyDeadThings
    Watching it now.... lets see how good or bad this is Starts out with this... "story"... Just... put... attractive... shapely... woman in lingerie with sparkly bites and bobs, maybe a pair of wings and send them down the runway to music that makes me angry... but instead we get a STORY A little over a minute in and I've got Gigi laying there doing a voice over monologue where she's yelling at me. This is going to be fantastic. Yes Gigi, where the fuck are they? This bitch is trying to give me an architectural lesson... Shut it.... We know... stop talking, more lingerie I hate you....
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    Dear [Summer], I hope this letter finds you well 😒, though I must confess that my own disposition has been anything but well during this insufferable season you have brought upon us. It is with a heavy heart and a strong desire for change that I write to express my vehement displeasure with every facet of you. I loathe summer, and I don't say this lightly, in fact loathe might be the nicest word I can use. The oppressive heat, the suffocating humidity, and the ceaseless hours of blinding sunshine are anathema to my existence. I am a person who revels in the darker and heavier aspects of life. My wardrobe predominantly consists of black attire crafted from materials such as velvet and corsets, meticulously selected to maintain my perfect aesthetic, yes yes, I know my scene isn't just about the aesthetics and it's all about the music... fuck you, it's important. Summer you fucking cunt... you do not align with ANYTHING in my life, or my appearance preferences. Your relentless quest to burn my skin and eyes with your insufferable rays forces me to shroud myself in layers of sunscreen and oversized sunglasses and walk around with a parasol, and then I'm still dying after 2 minutes outside because of the thing for which I cannot block..... the heat. Your rays put me into a never-ending battle to preserve my porcelain complexion, sure some might say I should get a tan so I can look "healthy" but I am so English, Swedish, and Norwegian that I glow, and burn, and then glow again, and while the sun worshipers will look "great" in the here and now, your rays will eventually catch up to them and they'll look well beyond their years as they get old.... I on the other hand will look 38 when I'm 50. Can we talk about the sweat on my brow and how it makes my very expensive makeup unhappy. My foundation is about $60 a bottle, and it's meant to make me even more pale... it doesn't like moistness, and I know moist is your best fucking friend. But it is not only the physical discomfort that you impose upon me. You bring about a profound emotional toll. I find myself falling into a state of melancholy, irritation, and sadness as the heat persists. The incessant chirping of cicadas and the unrelenting brightness of the world outside serve only to exacerbate my misery. It is a time when my spirits are crushed, and my patience wears thin. I yearn for the arrival of your sister Autumn, the season that resonates most profoundly with my soul and style. The crispness in the air, the rustling of fallen leaves, and the gentle embrace of cooler temperatures are the very balm my tormented spirit requires. With a heart full of longing for the coming Autumn, [Yvette] Soon....
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    Summer, you are like a clinging fucking BF who won't let shit go. I told you it's over and yet you still insist on trying to be in my life. Fuck off already. I've got a new GF and her name is Autumn and I love her so much. You on the other hand I've never loved and only tolerated because I had too. We'll be together soon...
  13. PrettyDeadThings
    It's fucking fall.......... ACTUAL FALL TODAY!.... Summer you've had your time, now fuck right the fuck off now.
  14. PrettyDeadThings
    4. INDIA REYNOLDS 3. ASHLEY M. DICKERSON 2. BRUNA LIRIO 1. ANNA MAKHATELI 0. ANDREA WITTENBERG
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    4. AMBRA GUTIÉRREZ 3. AFRODITE XENITIDOU 2. CINDY MELLO 1. ANNA ROTILI 0. ALLIE LEGGETT
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    4 MAGGIE RAWLINS 3 ABBY GARRETT 2 ANNA ZAPALA 1 ALEXIS FABIE 0 ADISON JUSTIS
  17. PrettyDeadThings
    Referring to the model as 'Sexual chocolate' has already led to a report(s). Many people find this statement inappropriate & offensive because it reduces her to a racial stereotype and objectifies her. Personally, I may have thick skin due to growing up in the '80s and '90s so I simply don't care, but I can see how it might be offensive to others. This isn't a warning, just a heads-up. We have a new generation of members on the forum who are more sensitive to this kind of issues.
  18. PrettyDeadThings
    When sharing images on the forum, please refrain from using third-party hosting services. Some of these external sites may contain porn and malware Just go ahead and upload your pictures directly to our servers or can use Imgur, a platform we've haven't had any issues with in the past. @LarryB was right to bring up the concern and I'm not going to tolerate the passive aggressive bullshit being thrown at him. Thread is being cleaned
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    Can you please upload images to BZ rather than using any 3rd party image hosting platforms unless granted explicit permission by the staff. Many of those sites have viruses and explicit content, and we'd like to safeguard our members. Thanks
  20. PrettyDeadThings
    I'd suggest you be very careful about posting her Onlyfans images on BZ. I've had numerous chats with her in the past about it and Lauren tends to be one of the lawyer happy types. The last thing Bellazon needs is threats over her pictures. Edit: Thread cleaned, take your conversations about buying shit to PM and stop derailing the thread.
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    Posted a bunch of images there ^^
  22. PrettyDeadThings
    Feeling cute. Might steal your dying Moms pain meds 💊 and fuck one of your boys later. Why is this person shaped like a Salmon Steak. This horrific prehensile necked succubus. Mt Mushmore. The reason you pay extra taxes. @phenobarbie
  23. PrettyDeadThings
    More random pictures....
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    Winnie Harlow & Yaya DaCosta
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    Taylor Hill & Valentina Sampaio
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