@Limerlight God dammit, just change your name to PC Principle and be done with it already! Thank you for having my back. No one shall take the 0% sugar/carb wine from me. NO ONE.
Unless it's:
Your birthday, Xmas, New Years, Special Occasion, Walpurgisnacht, either Equinox or Solstice, days that end in Y, any weekend day, wine from Viansa or Sebastiani, your brother is trying to steal said wine so you pour it and chug it because that's the proper way to drink it, your brother clearly steals the wine that was bought or, just cause
TRUE ^^^^^ don't you judge me