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Supposedly this is the most accurate women's dictionary to date that isn't too stereotypical or exaggerated.

Source: A BMW forum

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!!!

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine" (refer to #1.)

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!!!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing.")

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome :D

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F--U!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response (refer to #3.)

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I should print that list and carry it in my wallet.

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That list is scary... :ninja:

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1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!!! TRUE

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOT ALWAYS TRUE

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine" (refer to #1.) TRUE

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!!! TRUE

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing.") TRUE

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. CAN BE ALSO JUST OK

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome :D THIS IS SILLY

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F--U! TRUUUUUE

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response OH MY FAVOURITE!!!!!!

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