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Favourite Put Downs


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How about a put downs thread... what's your favourite... or do you have many.

When someone puts down your clothes (can be changed for anything apart from looks).....

Yes but tomorrow I can go shopping and you will still be ugly.

When a fat person asks "Do you mind if I look round".... reply with "You look round to me fatty"

My personal fav is "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" can be used at any time.

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-guy: "didn't we already hang out together once or twice ?"

girl: "maybe once... but i never make the same mistake twice !"

-guy: would you dance with me ? i'd be really pleased."

girl: "no thanks. I'd like to have pleasure as well."

-guy: "how can you possibly be so beautiful ?"

girl: "i must have gotten your part"

-guy: "come on, don't be shy: ask me out !"

girl: "ok... can you go out ?" (this one works better in french :ninja: )

-guy: "i could make you really happy !"

girl: "why, are you leaving ?"

-"guy: "what would you say if i asked you to marry me ?

girl: "nothing, i can't laugh and talk at the same time"

:ninja: that's all i can find / think about for now :ninja:

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er...uhhhh, mmmmmmmmm.......

"You're over weight, people liking you is only an act, you have no talent, your personality is slightly more repulsive than a trash can, and your mental capacity makes lab rats seem like scholars."

That's all I got.

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Thx James :p

i think that belongs to that thread. So girls, if your b/f is a cunt and you're about to dump him, be origninal: drag him to a karaoke bar and request to sing that song in font of him and his mates:

Lily Allen - Not big

Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,

What d'you want some kind of reaction?

Well ok that's fine,

Alright how would it make you feel if I told you that you never ever made me cum?

In the year and a half that we spent together,

Yeah I never really had much fun.

All those times that I said I was sober,

Well I'm afraid I lied,

I'd be lying next to you, you next to me,

All the time I was high as a kite.

I could see it in your face when you give it to me gentle,

Yeah you really must think your great,

Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks,

When I work my way through your mates.

Chorus

I never wanted it to end up this way,

You've only got yourself to blame,

I'm gonna tell them that your rubbish in bed now

and that your small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,

Well your out of luck.

Yeah lets rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up,

You know what it shoulda ended there,

That's when I shoulda shown you the door.

If that weren't enough to deal with,

You became premature.

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,

But you left me in such a state.

But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,

I'm gonna reciprocate.

Chorus

Your not big your not clever,

No u aint a big brother

Not big what so ever.

Ahhhhhhhhh etc.

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,

But you left me in such a state.

But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,

I'm gonna reciprocate.

Chorus

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ahaha! Give it to her straight! That song is uh....songish in nature, and it is a little wierd... If some hoe sang that shit to me, they wouldn't be seen for a few weeks...eh, ever again really. Heh, note to public: attacking ones sexual prowess is a bad mistake!

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ahaha! Give it to her straight! That song is uh....songish in nature, and it is a little wierd... If some hoe sang that shit to me, they wouldn't be seen for a few weeks...eh, ever again really. Heh, note to public: attacking ones sexual prowess is a bad mistake!

Yeah I just don't see the point in putting "OK" in every thread... and "She's beautiful" in all the model threads... WHY WHY WHY... we frickin know their fine, we post PICS !!! Anyway, where you bin ?? Aint seen you on here chatting shit for a while.

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