red_ed Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I told you I had OARSUM poker facials! coffee? I guess eyeball juices are an acquired taste. Knowing how tasty eyeball juice is, I think the jar would only last 2 minutes :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 You'd be winning alot of eye ball juices with the poker face and the skills . I'm pretty sure I wont think eye ball juices are the greatest thing anytime soon haha 2 min? :| That's almost as much time it takes just to get the eye ball out of the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I can pit my skills against yours Don't worry, in time you shall learn to appreciate the succulent and sweet eyeball juices tooooo Why did your dad teach you how to gamble when you were 9 anyway? Are Peruvians mad gamblers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 ahaha I have to think about what my prize is going to be Maybe someday ... He taught me how to gamble because he likes playing and probably just another excused to have a poker party Eh... I'd say most like to play but the drinking part the best for them :| . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 If you win you get to hang me from your ceiling for a whole year I'll be your shiny disco slave :| that's a good enough excuse for me to teach my children how to play (Y) drinking? Do Peru-ese-ians like drinking? poker and liquor? Peruvians really know how to party By the way, does anyone play poker for drinks instead of money? If so, how do you allocate the drinks? I need to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 The whole year :shock: sounds like a plan :brows: Umm I'm afraid they do like drinking, maybe too much You should see how many bottles they drink just for a wedding Alot! :| So much that my uncle ended up tied in a chair by his hands, feet and mouth and even blind folded him but then he was too drunk to notice that What is poker from drinks? :| of course the bottles are in the middle of the table just hope you can see to the other side by the end of the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 but if I win then I get you will be my source of eyeball juices for a year Are you sure they weren't trying to kidnap your uncle? That sounds pretty crazy though :| I'm not a drinker.. don't like alcohol very much :yuckky: Sorry, I meant poker for drinks...changed the original message... hahaha I don't think I'd make it past the first hour if I was playing for drinks. I'd probably be KO'd, out cold on the floor after the first hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 That's a deal Why would they want to kidnap him? there not eyeball suckers Really? Not even Coke with Tequila or Rum? :| Then you wouldn't last 15 minutes in my house Yes they have before and it wasn't a good idea that's not good :| reminds me of New Years :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Good, it's a deal then! Just sign here :evil: I don't know but it sounds like they might've been trying to kidnap him by tying him to a chair and blindfolding him and how do you know they weren't after your uncles eyeballs? I may have payed them off to help me retrieve your uncle's eyeballs The real prize is Stevie Wonder's eyeballs :| Alcohol makes my head hurt...it's just pain for me :| but that being said I do like Bacardi and Coke, as long as there is lime. Lime makes everything uber tasty! :9 It sounds like I wouldn't even last 5 minutes in your house... How was your New Year's by the way? Did you celebrate with friends or family in Peru?...and how does any of this relate to poker again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 ahahah They would be too drunk to take him out the door, they can't even walk straight But you do have a nice plan I don't think they like the sound of eyeballs especially eating them :| OMG! Noooo Stevie Wonder that's too funny That's why you ge Bacardi Limon here Don't worry Destiny the nurse to the rescue if your out cold haha I like lime too From what I remember it was good no poker though but the drinks were there What a nice hangover it gave me the next day :x My head felt like it was going to explode :| I celebrated it with friends from Peru and family of course . How was yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irenistiQ Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 What's that face for Irene? :persuazn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 ahahah They would be too drunk to take him out the door, they can't even walk straight But you do have a nice plan I don't think they like the sound of eyeballs especially eating them :| OMG! Noooo Stevie Wonder that's too funny That's why you ge Bacardi Limon here Don't worry Destiny the nurse to the rescue if your out cold haha I like lime too From what I remember it was good no poker though but the drinks were there What a nice hangover it gave me the next day :x My head felt like it was going to explode :| I celebrated it with friends from Peru and family of course . How was yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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red_ed Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I take that as a yes! do you play poker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 maybe I should hire non-alcoholics next time then Don't worry, I'll make sure I remove the eyeballs personally :evil: I bet they're the juiciest eyeballs known to man Nothing replaces a fresh lime. Soooo tasty and totally adds another dimension to rum and gin Really? will you be in a nurse's costume :brows: LIME IS TEH BEST it's sooooo tasty...and it goes well with coke too! From what you remember? hahahaha that sounds insane...I hate the hangovers though Mine was alright. Just celebrated it with friends, drinking a fair bit and playing games (NYE is probably the night I drink the most out of the whole year). Spent New Year's day just chilling around and relaxing ...sooo...ummm... back to poker then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Irene I'll teach you Then you can beat Ed too hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Is there tools for the eye removal? or is it all in the hand That is a scary thought Stevie's eyes being the juicest ever :|I know it does It's an addiction and so is coke hahahaha sure :brows: Umm yes from what I can remember, I forgot part of it must of been the drinks They just kept comming I only took one then they starting handing out more and more... why do they do this to me ? <_< My hangovers are only headaches luckily Same here I don't really drink alot only when family or if it's an occasion Sounds like a nice time good start to '08 umm... yeah POKER... YOUR GOING TO LOOSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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