nope . . .

have you ever resuscitated someone?

Nope. I don't know CPR

Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?

nope

have you ever been chased by an irate badger?

Not sure we have badgers over here, but no.

Have you ever wondered why the trip to is always longer than the trip back?

no . . . sometimes the trip back seems longer

have you ever been to the UK?

No, but I wish to go there as part of my holiday in Europe

Have you ever been to Australia?

nope!

have you ever been to target? ( where I work )

I have been to a store called Target, the business which employs you, but alas, I have not been to the specific Target store in which you work

Have you ever been outside of Arizona?

Yes.. haha

Have you ever been to Brazil ?

Sadly not, though I should go sometime soon eh?

Have you ever shouted at a close friend?

yeah . . . duh? but not in a nasty ways. just to get their attention . . .

have you ever gone to sleep when it was dark and woken up when it was dark only to find that you have slept for the whole day?

haha No.

yeah ed, you should come to Brazil !

Have you ever told your best friend that he was ugly ?

I don't have a best friend, but I do have good friends. And I remind of that fact all the time... in jest...

Have you ever been involved directly or indirectly in a crime?

i pour ketchup on one of girls dress sitting infront of me while i was on some concert if its consider crime then yes i have commited such crimes not once but many times before..but now i'm a goodgirl ..

have you ever slapped a kid? <_<

no

have you ever shamefully danced to the Village's People's YMCA song with the hand actions and all?

No.

Have you ever not-so-discreetly peeped around underwater while swimming in a pool, because you think that the chances of getting caught is so slim?

haha yes. I USED to do that !

Have you ever caught your parents having sex ?

no

have you ever pinched a random person just for the sake of it?

ummm... there was this one time... wait :err: nope...

Have you ever hugged a random person cause you were so happy, or off your chops?

I'm pretty sure I have

Have you ever pranked someone saying "Timmy" the way Timmy says it in South Park?