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Family Guy

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bump cause neighbours is on top <_<
bump cause neighbours is on top <_<

Have no idea what you're on about...

how big is the file? care to upload it so we can all share in the miracle that is Stewie? :laugh:

Quagmire must be the funniest cartoon character ever :rofl:

"Dear Diary: Jackpot!"

:rofl: I remember that scene!

It was gross yet so funny :p

I loooveee that show :heart: It's sooo funny :ninja: I'm downloading some of the shows right now :p :ninja:

what about the latest episode?

with Herb and Chris? :| disturbing <_<

TV: And now back to ESPN's exclusive coverage of the Little League World Series...

Herb: oooh jackpot!

:rofl: :yuckky:

*bump*

quotes time!!

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur

skeltons.)

Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?

Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?

Connie: 16.

Quagmire: 18? You're first.

Connie: Mom!

Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)

Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.

Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.

for more choice quotes hit up http://www.familyguyquotes.com/

"Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur

skeltons.)

Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. "

ROFL :rofl:

:clap: :clap: :clap:

This is worse than my 16th Birthday... :whistle:

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