Not Guilty

Sleeping for 14hrs straight?

Guilty

 

Walked into the wrong bathroom?

Guilty

 

Have you ever lost your wallet?

Not guilty.

 

Lost your phone?

Not guilty

Losing your coolness

Guilty...LOL

 

Been romantically involved with someone who was already taken or married?

Guilty

Telling a kid his annoying as

fuck

To go away

Guilty 

 

 

Spill hot coffee on someone?

I never spill coffee

 

going to sleep without removing makeup?

Not guilty

 

stealing underwear?

Not guilty 

 

Spent a whole day in bed just out of laziness? 

Not guilty

 

guilty of gynophobia?

Not guilty.

 

Reading a +300 pages book in one day?

guilty

 

 

dissect a human body?

...not guilty.

 

Dissect an animal in school?

not guilty

 

eating ice-cream winter time sub-zero temps?

Not guilty

Eating a triple cheeseburger

Guilty 

 

Watching a TV show's whole season in one day?

Guilty

Been on your phone all day.

semi-guilty

 

being bad keeping up with deadlines?