Guilty

 

Reading over 100 pages of a novel and not finishing it?

Guilty

 

having a hot night of sex and screwing the next day exam?

Not guilty

 

Making out with somebody you met at a party?

guilty

 

missing a change to mate because of being shy?

"Mate"

 

Guilty

 

Drinking so much you forget what happened the next day?

Guilty

 

stealing best friend's girl?

Not guilty

 

Eating hallucinogenic (spelled it right on my first try, I'm shocked) mushrooms?

Not guilty

 

feeling sometimes lost like a child after years being an adult?

Hahaha.  No.

 

Not exercising enough?

not guilty

 

being jealous of your girlfriend?

Not guilty

 

 

Take drugs?

Not guilty... anymore

 

Getting mad at your pet?

guilty

 

 

getting crabs?

Not guilty

 

Getting your friend laid?

well ...I don't know how to take this

 

If you mean something good ............... guilty

If you mean something bad ............ not guilty

 

Being the most intelligent creature ever walked this planet (or any other planet) of this univerve (or any other universe) ?

We all are guilty 

 

 

Spent more than 2 saturdays on detention?

not guilty

 

don't having sex with your bf to take revenge for doing something his way and not yours?

Guilty

 

 

Break up with his bf over the phone?

Not guilty

Falling asleep on the phone while you find the conversation boring.

Guilty

 

 

Run away from hospital?