Not guilty

 

 

Getting fired from a job? 

not guilty

 

getting sick from excessive eating ?

Not guilty

 

Flashing strangers?

Not guilty

 

Being political incorrect ?

Guilty as charged, sir!

 

Smoking cigarettes before age 13?

 

not guilty

 

having sex with a minor?

Not guilty

 

Having sex with a person over 18 as a minor?

not guilty

 

crashed your car being drunk?

Not guilty

 

Stealing someone's underwear?

not guilty

 

 

kidnapped somebody and asked ransom ?

Not Guilty

...broken in & robbed someone's home?

Not Guilty

 

not flushing the toilet after using it?

Not guilty

Make a rude comment at dinner time with the family

Guitly

 

 

Left your family in hard times?

quilty

 

being rude to a guy made the move on you just because you weren't interested ?

Guilty

 

 

Received a present that you really hated?

Guilty, and not only one time lol

 

Received a present who was actually usefull ?

Not guilty

Calling sick at work without been sick

guilty

 

stealing your siblings toys when little?

Not guilty

Taking a dump on a stranger backyard