Not guilty i guess lol ...

 

Lied to your family ?

Guilty, who hasn't?

 

Dinned and dashed?

Not guilty

 

Have you ever lied under oath?

Guilty 

 

 

Had a car crash?

Guilty

 

Have you ever broken a gift but gave it anyway?

Not guilty

Making grandma watch the dishes?

Guilty 1000 times

 

 

 

Joined mile high club? 

Not guilty

Making your lazy coworker to do the hard job.

Guilty

 

Ever avoided paying a fine?

Guilty

 

Ever destroyed public property?

Guilty

Killing a rabbit and eating it.

Not guilty

Didn't call school/work off because you were tired and wanted to sleep?

Guilty

Take a longer break than what you suppot to take.from work

Guilty

Cheated on your partner?

Guilty  (I slept with her best friend)

 

Didn't return a book or movie?

Not guilty

Now telling somebody they drop their money.

Um, not guilty.  I have picked up children's shoes that fell off their feet while there parents were holding them and immediately returned them twice in my life .  I would definitely return money if I saw it fall from someone.  I did find a twenty on the stairs once when I was going to the cafeteria in college.  That was epic.  I promptly spent it on beer.

 

Guilty  (I slept with her best friend)

 

jk

 

Have you ever dumped someone in a way other than being physically present?

Not guilty

Ever slept with someone of your own gender?

Not guilty

 

 

Ever slept with someone for money?

Not guilty

Paid someone to sleep with you?