Guilty!

 

 

Broke something (like a glass or vase) and blamed someone else?  

guilty!

 

ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? 

Not guilty 

 

Sharting in a fancy restaurant on a date night?

Not guilty

 

left the theater in the middle of the movie?

guilty

 

vomiting in public?  

Spoiler

 

 

Drinking so damn much that the above happens?

I almost never drink

coffee doesn't count of course  

 

Ignoring your girlfriend to booze with buddies? 

nope, got nether girlfriend nor buddies

 

spending the whole day watching tv show instead of working and/or being overall useful?

Guilty

 

Stealing the last slice of pizza?

Not guilty

 

Eating in bed, making a huge mess and not cleaning it up?

Guilty

 

watching porn?  

Guilty once or twice  

 

Going to class having not slept at all after a night hanging out?

Guilty

 

abusing your bicycle and when blaming circumstances for the flat tire?  

 

 

Anyone who claims they have never watch porn is LYING. Any way...

 

Not Guilty

 

Lied about never watching porn?

guilty  

 

playing dumb when the bill arrives for other people to pay? 

Not guilty  

 

1 minute ago, Myfashexp said:

abusing your bicycle and when blaming circumstances for the flat tire?  

 

Not guilty of this either  

 

Argued with a cop and becoming pissed enough to be threatened with detention? 

Guilty  

 

swearing while driving? 

 

Guilty

 

Eating someone's food and blaming someone else when they ask who took their food? 

Guilty

 

Ignoring your friends so you can watch a tv show/movie at home?

Guilty

 

violating a speed limit right after getting a ticket for violating a speed limit?