Frederick

Please tell me Salmon Rushdie won a charity auction and that's the only reason Olivia is on his arm.

So are we thinking there'll be a radical overhaul at Barca or what? Oh and I too extend my giddyness that Ed is back.

We scored four there, you should be able to muscle something together. I'm glad I didn't watch yesterday's game. Every time I watch Man Utd in the Champions League I rip Scholes apart, saying how he's rubbish now, that he should retire, something about him being ginger, etc. I did the same with Rui Costa during Euro 2004. When he came on against England I accused him of being overweight, said he should retire and then wham, he scored.

I have no great fandom for Gwyneth but seriously, that Vogue cover is beyond terrible. Nobody deserves that. She looks great in those red carpet shots which makes it all the more ridiculous (yet somehow typical) that GQ decided to airbrush her into oblivion. She dun need dat.

Bummer?

I prefer the way I said it.

Incredible game. Second half was 'orrible and scrappy, so of course it had four goals. Yobo was offside for his goal but still, a draw was a fair result. They've got Arsenal away next week, we've got Wigan at home. In theory Arsenal should give their fans one last carnival of whoop ass for the season, while we should beat Wigan the way a team like us should beat a team like them. But...I don't know. No way can Chelsea be disliked as much as Man Utd. Its like comparing a young arrogant guy that brags about the girls he slept with at college to Gene Simmons. They're both nitwits but one has many more miles on the clock (cock) than the other.

My own feeble contribution... Props to my man JJ, he works the smooth look these days. Where are you now, James van der Beek? Two cool ladies

Actually to qualify for the UEFA Cup we will have to finish 5th, unless we go the Intertoto Cup route.

but she doesn't smoke indeed

Gah, I need that Vogue Nippon from last December! The picture with the cigarette is Too. Cool. For. School.

Also, Lauren Graham. As I nerdily Wikipedia'd her age (41), I noticed that she's unmarried. There's still hope!

Joan Allen

Holy airbrush, Batman!

Where's the love for sexy Bobby Kubica?

As a semi-ashamed Two and a Half Men fan I say hooray for this thread.

It Runs in the Family. The Douglas family make tug at the heart strings dramady, results range from harmlessly stupid to occasionally sinister.

Need these bigger!

Yep!

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