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If I Am Sam taught us anything, it was that nearly all Beatle covers unavoidably veer towards the irksome. Except my version of I Don't Want to Spoil the Party. That being said, Hilary Duff for the win.

That's a kick ass collection, fo' sure. The only ones that I have that you don't are a few German Vogues. And maybe a British Vogue editorial from late '06.

Roma-Schalke? No thanks. That'd be like Alien vs. Predator: whoever wins...we lose.

Closer inspection of the new 'do Zoo Magazine (photos by Bryan Adams - yes, that one)

Esquire outtakes instyle.com

Pics or it never happened! omg lolz

I don't really care for any of the teams left in the Champions League, but whoever beats Schalke in the quarter finals would be doing the world a big favour.

I don't know if this perverse culture of celebrity referees has affected y'all outside the British Isles but I am sick to death with the chiming in of retired ol' hustlers like Graham Poll. Or Jeff Winter. Or whoever the hell made some terrible decision in a game ten frickin' years ago. Get off the TV, get off the radio, get off the Internet; I don't care whether Polly thinks Fulham are doomed, why is license payer's money going in this guy's pocket for his banal down the pub musings? And for for the grace of God, stop writing autobiographies. Sheeesh. They'll be reading the news next, I swear.

Y'see it's funny 'cuz she...nevermind.

I've heard that Heather's lawyer could really do with a leg up in court. In fact the whole case could be on it's last legs.

:avada: Yes we do have our share of arsehole supporters. ...on a more chirpy note we out hustled Arsenal all day and really should have won. Bring on Middlesbrough!

A curse against Birmingham City? My ears are burning

Well I wouldn't dispute Rooney being one of the better players in the team but then that's a pretty hollow compliment, it is England we're talking about.

Mark Liddell shoot, 2007

So Spurs just won a trophy...damn you Avram, Jose could always win the friggin' Carling Cup, why couldn't you? And Ballack should have started but y'know, whatever, Villa and BVB won.

Heh. As if Arsenal didn't already have a persecution complex, now imagine how they're going to feel. With all sincerity, poor ol' Eduardo, I really hope its not the end of his career. But as for Birmingham City, when will they learn? If Richard Scudamore wants to get in everyone's good graces he should deduct them ten points; some good should come from this tragedy!

I'm going to Villa-Sunderland on March 22nd, my first match since Fulham away last season. That itself was my first for nearly three years as I refused to make the effort to watch David O'Leary's shambles of a team. So all told I haven't seen Villa win since August 2003, which was against Leicester. And we never beat them!

Can someone please make me a signature using the picture below? With my name on it, too.

So just to clarify, Charles Itandje was a joke purchase, right? That was Rafa just horsing around, yeah? Surely there's no way he can be a real goalkeeper.