Frederick

Whoops, forgot about this. Guess this is what happens if you go for an oldie. The answer is The Appaloosa. That's a bearded Marlon Brando, folks!

Yes! Another trip to Berlin, another away day glory. You might say I've got that Freiday feeling! And Wolfsburg went and tonked Bayern 5-1! All in the same week that Lukas Podolski gave Michael Ballack a slap! Großartig!

Ha, I didn't notice you'd just put the picture up. Go me!

Vanilla Sky

No Belgium? Call my travel agent, I'm not going to the World Cup without 'em!

True story: Andrei Kanchelskis once winked at me, in a completely wholesome way, at a pre-season friendly back in the glorious summer of 1994. This was about four months after he'd been sent off in the League Cup final against Villa, the turning point of a game we went on to win. Good ol' Andrei...

My favourite one yet... Footballers who look like lesbians Ex-Man Utd star Andrei Kanchelskis

Don't be silly, nobody in Newcastle can read or write.

SKRTEL I like Skrtel, he looks like the kind of guy you'd approach to buy you alcohol when you're under-age. You're never really friends but you do attend some awful house party he invites you to, where he impresses you by drinking a pint of his own vomit. Basically, someone you wouldn't want to be brothers-in-law with. Perfect central defender material.

I didn't even know who England were playing until I just-this-minute looked it up. SLOVAKIA! IN A FRIENDLY! Oooh sorry guys, can't go out Saturday night, gotta watch the big match! Sure I could swing by afterwards but I'll probably be blogging about how amazing the match was instead!

Double post

If Man Utd are the "wounded gazelle" that must make us the leper infested kitten.

Because I know Ed likes 'em and to show no hard feelings re: Liverpool's inevitable destruction of the soon to be 6th placed Aston Villa, I'll sneak in a Sunday bonus edition of... Footballers who look like lesbians Scotland legend Colin Hendry

Footballers who look like lesbians Everton and Man City striker Jo

Liverpool-Chelsea is more boring than a day spent listening to the home demos of James Blunt.

David James is such a hammy actor with his Urkel like reactions, haha.

Footballers who look like lesbians Bolton defender Gary Cahill

LOL! Oh, you.

Does anyone remember their bus crash?

2-4 up with ten minutes to go! 4-4! Hannover! Hannover? More like Hannover those two extra points please! softies

Who's lost the least amount of games in the Bundesliga? BVB, 9th place, that's who! Meanwhile who's going to win the league and the Champions League? Horrible ol' Bayern, I'm calling it right here, right now. Though if and when they play English opposition, I'll support them. Schalke would be a different matter.

Has he wheeled out the old 'It may take 15 games for us to get back on track' line like he did at Spurs? Vintage Juande.

No doubt Juande Ramos is completely blameless. Poor Juande.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO