the mascot

bloodhoundgang- a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

what is your favorite song that just gets you in the mood to go out and fight or just kick ass in what your going to do. my favorite for before a soccer game is bwomp, by mushroomhead

^^great song Shinedown--burning bright

cause 7 8 9 (Seven ate nine) just in case some people didnt get it

just saw this on tv. old and used way too much, but its not on here why was 6 afraid of 7???

yea, east coast rocks!!!!!

bloodhound gang--the vagina song

Eagles will beat the falcons Eagles--> :trout: <--Falcons Donovan will destroy them

Napoleon dynamite--just saw it. so funny, but no plot and no point at all to that movie. but i think it was funny

slipknot-duality

i always shave while im in the shower. gillette razor-2 blade. edge shaving gel. no after shave. i always start by getting my face all wet, then applying the gel. then i use the nifty mirror in my shower to be careful about where i shave. ive cut myself countless times because of that and finally my mom got me a mirror. but anyways, after done shaVing, i just turn around and let the shower get rid of any excess gel. very simple, yet very effective

my hair is right in the middle of a decision. should i continue to grow it long or should i get a hair cut? problem is, ive saved about 40 dollars by now by not getting a hair cut, but the hair itself is really irritating. im in a predicament. any suggestions???

thirsty

in a fraternal, dont want to hump you in the butt sort of way unless your a lady

cool, thanks guys. i you all

i would really appreciate it if someone made me a Marisa Miller, Brooke Burke, and Jessica Alba sig. and also an avatar of a mascot, just a generic one, nothing too fancy. if anyone could do that, i would really appreciate it, because i dont know how to do all that stuff and i dont think i even have the right equipment

Best show ever FAMILY GUY south park shorties watching shorties surreal life(the one with mini me) simpsons Crank Yankers

One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even- numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman`s wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman`s wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power goes out. Norman`s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don`t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don`t you just leave it in the garage this time?"

only movies that i can remember: Anchorman 10/10 Dodgeball 8/10 LOTR: Return of the King 10/10 LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring 10/10 LOTR: Ther Two Tower 10/10 Entire Family Guy collection on DVD 10/10(greatest show ever)

Kung Pow-Enter the Fist incredibly dumb, but i was dying the entire time

Napoleon Dynamite--in my opinion pretty funny

crossfade--cold

blink 182--adam's song

ooops, double entry

soccer is the best sport ever. ive been playing since i was five and its the greatest stress reliever for me. i simply love to play and play just to play. records mean absolutly nothing to me, because all i do is have fun. but i might not play this year , because my soccer club has screwed everything up for the kids my age(17 and 18) and i dont know right now if i have a team to play on.