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Manquillo can count himself lucky to have escaped serious injury there. The result will probably turn out to be a blessing in disguise for Simeone though, they were fighting on more fronts than the size of their squad could support. I feel for Simeone right now!

EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea can have Diego Costa if they let Atletico Madrid keep Thibaut Courtois CHELSEA have been offered Diego Costa in a sensational swap deal involving Thibaut Courtois. By Paul Brown/ Published 14th February 2014 YOU CAN HAVE HIM: Atletico Madrid are willing to let Diego Costa leave the Vicente Calderon [GETTY] High-level talks between the Blues and Atletico Madrid took place in London in the last week. And more talks are planned about the two players after the next round of Champions League matches this month. WE WANT COURTOIS: Atletico want to make Thibaut Courtois' loan from Chelsea permanent [GETTY] “Costa has a £32m buy-out clause in his contract but his true value has fallen recently” Representatives of Atletico actually put TWO offers on the table for Chelsea’s Belgium keeper Courtois, who is currently on loan in Madrid. Each one has knock-on effects for Chelsea’s rivals as they involve players currently being chased by Arsenal and Manchester United. Atletico are ready to pay £16m for Courtois and include Spain under-21 star Koke - a United target - in part-exchange. But it is an alternative deal which would see the Spanish club pay around £8m and send in-demand striker Costa to Stamford Bridge, which may be more tempting to the Blues. The Spain striker is a player Jose Mourinho wants to boost his misfiring forward line - but he is also being chased by the Gunners. AN ADMIRER: Jose Mourinho is a big fan of Diego Costa [GETTY] Costa has a £32m buy-out clause in his contract but his true value has fallen recently and Atletico have now signalled they are willing to let him go. Chelsea have repeatedly ruled out selling Courtois, and want him to sign a contract extension committing his future to the club until 2019. But he does not want to return to Stamford Bridge next season to play second fiddle to Petr Cech, and is tempted by a permanent move to Madrid. The 21-year-old signed a five-year deal with Chelsea in 2011 but has been on loan at Atletico for three seasons and is yet to play for the Blues. He has also attracted interest from Real Madrid and Barcelona.

Once again I do not like Askmen.com's most desirable woman of 2014!! Emilia is a pretty girl but she shouldn't be #1 IMO

Emilia has been voted the most desirable woman of 2014 by Askmen.com

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