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lazy01001

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  1. I don't think anyone looks like me... but I'd like to see em if they exist.
  2. lololol!!! Naa, I stopped dating in the family a few years ago... rofl No, I could care less. Depending on scent is pretty much cheating. I would have her in love with ME, not the way I smell.
  3. Do you need a Heman bitch slap? How much more wussy could you get?!?! Asking for aprooval? Oh man Rhett... I forgive you this time. Either you create the attraction, or you ask for it. And asking isn't a good way to get it... "Oh god you're so pretty! Please most beautiful woman I have ever met, please tell me what you want me to smell like when I bother you 20 times a day and buy you things and do everyhting for you because I have no backbone and I'm more insecure than a newborn puppy."
  4. lazy01001 replied to a post in a topic in General Discussion
    So you distribute the fame around here?
  5. Mmmm, food. I like my steak medium... No I'm kidding. I ask that you just be mellow, and when you need something or want to talk forever, just pick your times right. If I'm busy with something, you can't try and talk to me about how your friend bought new panties, and you got new nail polish... /But I still want presents. //as far as presents go... Something I will like. ///slashy
  6. lazy01001 replied to Lolita's topic in Girl Talk
    err... That's pretty um, sick yea that's it, sick. I thought I put those in my pocket....
  7. anyone who can appreciate a woman who oozes sex can see that she neeeeeeeds to get naked...and publish tho photos.
  8. all of those are hot.
  9. i cant post my wallpaper But I can say it is all thanks to TDPatriots... Stacey Kiebler, goddess...... dfhlasflahflkhfdsssa
  10. lazy01001 replied to Lolita's topic in Girl Talk
    uh oh....rhett lives in canada though.... jk
  11. /me passes out
  12. lazy01001 replied to Lolita's topic in Girl Talk
    Iit IS wrong! It's against being a man to put on female undergarments! She usually asks stupid questions like that... So I should know by now that nothing she does or says is like any other girl on earth. Sorta why I love her.
  13. did you forget your ritalin?
  14. lazy01001 replied to Lolita's topic in Girl Talk
    Alright, question... Ladies listen up. Do you ever ask your boyfriend to wear your underwear? Mine keeps asking me to, and i have said no 30 thousand times... I think she really wants me to wear them. She doesn't understand that I have a lot more to pack into those little thongs than she does.
  15. lol! Not quite the same concept...
  16. lazy01001 replied to Lolita's topic in Girl Talk
    lol, everytime i read the (us girls) part I laugh.... It's funny that it has come to that...
  17. That is soooo freaking true! Wierd but true... WhenI lived in Virginia, I was a regular at teh town skatepark, and the park attendant was always smelling my clothes, and saying I smelled so good... Wierd thing is I had been skating for hours and was all hot and sweaty...but somehow the fabric softener shined through! Her name was Trinity, but she went by Blue... To this day I still have the hots for her.
  18. You do that, while I enjoy the company of the non-freaks.
  19. Your just jealous because you have huge grotesque nipples. Now go hide in shame!
  20. If my nipples were on a hot chick, her titties would be perfect, say like a ....36 B...you coulg go C i guess... I have small nips
  21. lazy01001 replied to Lolita's topic in Girl Talk
    MY thoughts exactly rouge.... exactly.
  22. as long as you promise to cook me food everyday, and bring me presents... and a few other things that i havn't thought of yet.
  23. Tdpatriots.... You are my new hero...
  24. hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
  25. lazy01001 replied to a post in a topic in General Discussion
    hair, hairy, hairyourmother....lol