Everything posted by lazy01001
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Indiana Jones vs James Bond
He doesn't ALWAYS kill friends, colleagues, and lovers.... Most of the time it's brutal nazi armies, or the russians.... But, people do die around Bond, but that's their own fault. They should know not to get tangled up with him, or to be as awesome as him... Natural selection dude, natural selection. And no, Ninja do not have friends...because they killed them all.
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Piercings & Tattoos
That was uh...by far the best pm I have ever gotten on BZ. Back to tattoos. I am thinking about instead of doing the red and blue maze patter on my shoulder, that I would get like a military patch. You know like on Halo 2, how you can get those little symbols on your characters shoulder? I want somehting along those lines, something that I could tie in to another tattoo. I want to sleeve out one day. I'm thinking about a star, delta triangle, maybe a hammer. All vibrant colors, I must have a lot of color.
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Have You Ever...
Haha, all the time... My cat stares at me... Have you ever wished you could take back what you have said? Like you totally fucked up and brought up somehting horrible, or just said too much?
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Indiana Jones vs James Bond
Indeed, very true. So that puts bond even closer to Ninjas, becasue they cut heads off all the time, and everyone around either gets kicked in the throat, uppercutted in the face, or explodes. So it's safe to say that Bond is even better now, as explosions and mass deaths are always around the corner. If he had a sword, he would kick major ass.
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The finest legs you can get your hands on
HER ANKLE IS BROKEN!!!!!!!
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Indiana Jones vs James Bond
No other man can be compared to the role of James Bond. I think many people are turned off because of Sean Connery, or whatever, but if you look at the character, he is a god among men. He lives the life of constant danger and peril, comes into contact with gorgeous and equally venomous women all the time, and all the while he is cool as a cucumber, and is so comfortable in his own skin it hurts. Super secret espionage, coupled with sweet gadgets, hi-tech weaponry and experimental spy vehicles all to take out worl terrorists and evil men hell bent on controlling the world.... James is THE spy, and will forever be remembered as 007. Bond has been a role model for a while, and I give many thanks to him. Indiana Jones is on the opposite end of the spectrum. While still living a life of peril, he is exploring and jumping around and traveling all over, fighting off savages with sticks and bows. The whip is totally cool, so he gets points for that. He is totally a mans man, in the more burley gruff sense of the word, but he doesn't get EVERY chick he wants. He is extreamly smart, so that makes him awesome as well. Often Indy gets the better of his enemies, and always says the right thing. He is most assuredly high on the list. Both men are comparable to ninjas, therefore they are both sweet. But only ninjas are totally sweet, so they both fall short of the glory of Ninja. As for my vote, I'm going with Bond, because I taught him all he knows, and he is awesome. Chuck Norris beats them both, and Bruce Lee beats Chuck Norris. End of story, over and out.
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Books you are reading
so that's where you got the teacup is runneth over. my sifu gave me that book when I started training, many eons ago Yes, exactly. I really identify with the whole parable, or whatever you'd call it. Bruce has seriously got to be the coolest most level headed man to have lived in this century.
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Dita Von Teese
She still has the whole sexy gothic chick thing working for her. And an exquisite rear end. Pale can be hot... But then again, I'm just biased.
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Waxing, shaving, plucking
ahahahahahahaha!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!! You just can't be shaking like a coke head.
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Waxing, shaving, plucking
Err, no thanks... I'm not ripping anything off my balls! OW OW OW! I'll stick to straight razor and soap. does the same job, you just have to be careful.
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Shoes...
hells yes, adio are super comfy, and very ridgid. I had a pair of Osiris a while back, and I landed primo, and broke the arches of both my feet! Since then I make sure to get real strong soles. The DVs I have have little stash pockets in hte tounges...lol I love it!
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Shoes...
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Piercings & Tattoos
what about a girl who let's herself get tied up by you? Haha, get in line. But no thanks, I don't need rope to be dominant. "And this is my problem.... I don't want to be tie up I prefer to date with someone than be with someone in relationship.... And this is why I probably will break up with my bf... " Nika, do what feels right. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but there will never be another guy exactly like him... There must have been something there that attracted you in the same place... Do you want to let that go, or take your chances of finding someone better? Being single isn't so bad, but that is not really my area of expertise... I like longer relationships.
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Booty Battle!
haha! My thoughts exactly... Hmmmm, I seriously couldn't pick between Rocio and keyra... Rocio's is pure fucking hotness, and keyra's is so damn big and sexy... Both are gorgeous examples of perfection.
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Piercings & Tattoos
Atta girl! Bondage isn't my bag baby. Not my bag. I can't be tied down to girl that wants me tied up.
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Keyra Agustina
she is so sexy it hurts. Usually watching chicks dacing and moving their hips doesn't do much for me, but she is just... i don't know. MEGA hot.
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Sin City girls
alexis was a total hottie in the movie... I was going to rate her number one, then i seen jamie... Alexis has the most stunning eyes.
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Sin City girls
the Devon girl is scary looking.