Sweet Lu

oh please, i'm married. i ehar all the time what guys my wife thinks are hot. nut of coruse, she hears about what girls i drool voer too, so it's all good. lollll but i agree with you about Batista. he is so in for a rude awakening. And he is no young guy either. he's in his 40's. not exactly the time to strart an MMA career. I still wodner how Kurth Angle would have done in it though.

too ture Ana. and it seems every ex-wrestler wants tot ry it to prove they are a real toguh guy as well. latest is that BAtista is gnna try out for one of the MMA groups

A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head! But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso popped out! The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms popped out! The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair. By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs popped out. The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over. The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."

lollll. i love you girls, you're so awesome. you make me smile.

OH HELL YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! those two were awesome togehter

if not for lame jokes, there would be no laughter in the world!!!!!! lolll

man, i rememebr when UFC was first starting with Royce Gracie and Shamrock and Kimo. amazing how much it has evolved from it's roots in jsut a bit under 20 years.

oh please, LMS staretd this topic and she could care less if we stay on topic, lolll.; she'd be agreeing with us. I loved though the Rock and Sock Connection with Mankind. that stuff was a riot. those two worked so good together.

lollllllllllllllllllllll. there's a thread for ya "MMA fighters you wnt to bang" go for it!!!!!

she won't mind. lolllllll that's why I am volunteering her. (though i will deny i did once she finds out)

can't help with the Rocky part, sorry. (buttttt, i know a guy who knows a guy, who knows a girl that knows the rock's former kindergarten teacher, so maybe i can get word to him) but agrree about Trish. Especially when he staretd as just a pretty face and became one of, if not the best u.s. women's wrestler of the time. She raised the abr so much for that division, and now it is jsut crap. none of those chics can wrestle, or do much of anythign but try and look good.

Ana-meant that she is 5'2 so she'd be toot all for your club, so we have to shave her down an inch. maybe off her head or the feet. Thanks Rox, i know she'd be a giant in there. lolll.

damn I miss Trish!!!

throw in LMS as well. she is 5'2, but we can shave an inch of her somewhere i'm sure. lollll :evil: :evil: :evil:

marilyn Marilyn or doris day

WINDOWS

CHEESEY-BUT FUN HAPPY DAYS

bROKEN-sEETHER

NO ever dropepd a birthday cake before it wa served?

ALWAYS!!!! ever elave the windows down in your car overnight and have it pour outside?

got to love the short girls. my wife is 5'3, my best friend is 5'2 herself. jsut soemthign about the short height i like. lollll.

At least Rosie was born with the pair she's got. I jest! or Do I? DUN DUN DUN! lollllll. too true.

I've done that a million times, sadly... I've actually done that with OTHER people's stuff unwittingly, and that doesn't always go over well with my female friends. lollllll. that is awesome. Multi-talented I see?!?!? lollll